[Intro: Sonny Friendly]
And now if you would be so kind to have this person, the earthling will be sure to be with you, and now... Sidney will perform for you...

[Verse 1: Sidney Earthling]
Look in the TV, what do you see?
Stationary Earthlings TV.
I know the bugs, and I know the trees,
I'll put everything right on your TV, ohhh,
Cause this is Stationary Earthlings TV.
Like Max and Ruby and Wow Wow Wubbzy,
This is Stationary Earthlings TV.
Stationary Earthlings TV,
Stationary Earthlings TV.

[Hook: Sidney Earthling]
Max Andrew, Darius Matthews,
When Microsoft Sam speaks, the show goes too,
You don't have to watch it with me,
Only you can buy it with me.

[Verse 2: Sidney Earthling]
I search for ants that go up a tree,
Of all the hedgehogs that I plainly see, oh,
This is Stationary Earthlings TV.
I don't violate the hill with the skis, no,
I know how to ski and avoid all of the snow trees,
Cause this is Stationary Earthlings TV.
Like Dinosaur Train and The Conductor G,
This is Stationary Earthlings TV,
Stationary Earthlings TV,
Stationary Earthlings TV.

[Hook: Sidney Earthling]
Things I drew, turn into glue,
When green eggs and ham, turn into stew,
You don't have to see it with me,
Only you can find it on a movie.

[Verse 3: Sidney Earthling]
You gave me game shows, you call me funny,
You make me feel like I am Guy Smiley.
It's every scene that comes on your TV,
Ohh, this, is, Stat, Ion, Ary, Earth, lings, TV,
This is a station,
This is a station,
This is a station,
This is a station,
This is a station,
This is a station,
This is a station,
This is a station,
Ary Earthlings TV!

[Outro: Jeremy Sonic Frogtable and Guy Smiley]
Jeremy: Ask not what your studio can do for you.
Guy Smiley: The only thing we need to breathe is... air itself!