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Song Parodies -> "Internet Neutrality"
Original Song Title:
"Cult of Personality"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Living Colour
Parody Song Title:
"Internet Neutrality"
Parody Written by:
Chris Bodily TM
The Lyrics
RIP free and open internet 1969 - 2017.
The web has died by FCC
No internet neutrality
They'll block your content, they'll slow your speeds
Like Orwellian society
No more internet neutrality
Like Mussolini and Donald T
It's a cult of personality
No internet neutrality
No internet neutrality
Trump despise, trash Veriz'
Then your traffic's gonna be downsized
Twitter's half, no follow me
Google cost me two-fiftyyyyyy
(Guitar solo)
Can't sell eBay through ATT
Guess I'll keep my standard def TV
Thanks for nothing, net neutrality
They'll exploit you, and up your fees
A win for cable companies
They will drop accessibility
Your browser's stallin', blocked by fees
Glad to cut accessibility
Their cult of personality
No internet neutrality
Expose lies, your browser dies
When a tweeter tweets, that tweet's despised
YouTube vids for a fee
Ajit Pai's mentality
(Guitar solo 2)
You lose your fortune
You lose your fame
You lose your Hot Dog Bush vid-yo game
Ajit's the one who should take the heat
Make! Them! Lose! Their! Seats! Twen! Ty! Eighteen!
Slow to buffer
What the bluffer?
My poor duffer
Getting number
Slow to buffer
50 buckers?
60 buckers?
80 buckers?
"Nyet" neutrality!
No internet neutrality
They'll block your content, they'll slow your speeds
Like Orwellian society
No more internet neutrality
Like Mussolini and Donald T
It's a cult of personality
No internet neutrality
No internet neutrality
Trump despise, trash Veriz'
Then your traffic's gonna be downsized
Twitter's half, no follow me
Google cost me two-fiftyyyyyy
(Guitar solo)
Can't sell eBay through ATT
Guess I'll keep my standard def TV
Thanks for nothing, net neutrality
They'll exploit you, and up your fees
A win for cable companies
They will drop accessibility
Your browser's stallin', blocked by fees
Glad to cut accessibility
Their cult of personality
No internet neutrality
Expose lies, your browser dies
When a tweeter tweets, that tweet's despised
YouTube vids for a fee
Ajit Pai's mentality
(Guitar solo 2)
You lose your fortune
You lose your fame
You lose your Hot Dog Bush vid-yo game
Ajit's the one who should take the heat
Make! Them! Lose! Their! Seats! Twen! Ty! Eighteen!
Slow to buffer
What the bluffer?
My poor duffer
Getting number
Slow to buffer
50 buckers?
60 buckers?
80 buckers?
"Nyet" neutrality!
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Enjoy it while it lasts. 555 (haven't seen you around here lately, welcome back!)
Its sad to say that even with all of the horror movie tributes you write THIS was your SCARIEST work yet!
Yeah, remember what a laggeriffic hellhole the internet used to be back in 2014?
What is the best song for a possible Pai lie parody?
Anything by New Kids On The Block?
@Max, "Lies" by The Thompson Twins, or "Pai Is A Liar" parody for "Eye Of The Tiger"
No way those 48 unabombs are legit.
Welcome to my club. I too tried a few political parodies and got lots of hate for them. But anyways, here's 555 prayers for somebody coming to their senses and finding the FCC's decision unconstitutional. Keep up the good work!
Funny how this song loaded more slowly than all the others. Wish I'd thought of this :) Great idea here.
The sky is falling!
Rescinding the FCC's 2015 power grab is going to destroy the internet!
And 4.5 billion of us are going to die of Global Warming by 2012!
Rescinding the FCC's 2015 power grab is going to destroy the internet!
And 4.5 billion of us are going to die of Global Warming by 2012!
And I certainly didn't miss the point of this!
Ochinchin is falling on my head!
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