The Little River Band (Lonesome Loser)

Have you heard about Concrete Carl
Started Sixteenth after Qualifying
But Texas didn't rain on Friday
He's the racer, but he still keeps on winnin'

Oooooooh-hooooooo-hooooooo
Oooooooh-ooooooh-hoooooooo

Jeff Gordon leads the field to the Green Flag
Then Agent Single O-7 passes him on Lap 15
Jeff Burton is in 26th in the 31
But there's oil on the Track from the #41

Have you heard about Concrete Carl
Taking The Lead at Lap Sixty-Two
Have you heard about Concrete Carl
He Can Win, and get Backflip #8

Robby Gordon gets Loose
And Slides into the Wall
Brian Vickers is in 9th
And doing strong on Lap 107
Debris on Turn Number 3
On Lap One-Forty Three
Tony Stewart got the free pass
from Concrete Carl?

You Always Know about Concrete Carl
He got the free pass from Tony Stewart
You Always Know about Concrete Carl
He Can Win, and get Backflip #8

All 5 Roush-Fenway Drivers are in the Top 10
David Reutimann Takes Third on Lap 200
Travis Kvapil spins after contact
with The Master of Disguise Elliott Sadler on the Restart

[Instrumental Interlude]

Carl laps 11 cars set up fuel mileage
Then he tried to stretch the fuel for 69 laps
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
Then on the Checkered Flag Carl Won

Have you heard about Concrete Carl
He Had won the Dickies 500
He Gets Backflip Number Eight
He's the racer, and he goes to Phoenix

Have you heard about Concrete Carl

Have you heard about Concrete Carl

Have you heard about Concrete Carl

Now tell me have you heard about Concrete Carl