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Song Parodies -> "Many Slain"
Original Song Title:
"Just Obey"
Original Performer:
Lisa Whelchel
Parody Song Title:
"Many Slain"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
By now we all are familiar with the Joker Killer massacre in Aurora, Colorado during a midnight screening of the "Dark Knight Rises" movie. The suspect who was armed to the teeth with 2x Glock pistols, a Remington tactical shotgun, and an A5-15/M-16 type rifle with 100 rd drum mag and 6000 rds of ammo overall simply busted into the theater and started firing, killing 12 and injuring 59+ people (11 in critical condition on Friday). He was clad in black, in full tactical gear as good oif not better than the Police and was wearing a gas mask. He used smoke for confuaion and then opened up. At first the audience thought it might be part of the premiere, but soon found out otherwise. When apprehended by the Police, he called himself the "Joker". That must seem surreal to the "Dark Knight" fans of the Nolan trilogy and ironic in the sense of the Bane violence onscreen being imitated LIVE in the theater!
“Dark Knight” risk-- killed audience
Sold out show-- hard to miss
12 were killed-- 58 hit
Severe blow-- seemed unreal
Armed to the teeth was suspect
Body armor too
And gas mask
God couldn’t save you
Four weapons firing, many slain
Patrons were blown away
“Joker Killer” stayed
SWAT Team on the way
More injuries
From the stampede
Police drain
Film terror-- killed audience
Suspect armed-- “Black Death” scare
Reason why-- warped mind vengeance
Thrill of crime-- he watched them die
Four weapons put to use
Hail of gunfire was proof
Plan went through
He knew what to do
Terror situation
With no real explanation
Took audience by storm
Brought death
No refuge, no protection
Killer was on a mission
The “Dark Knight” fans to put to death
Sold out show-- hard to miss
12 were killed-- 58 hit
Severe blow-- seemed unreal
Armed to the teeth was suspect
Body armor too
And gas mask
God couldn’t save you
Four weapons firing, many slain
Patrons were blown away
“Joker Killer” stayed
SWAT Team on the way
More injuries
From the stampede
Police drain
Film terror-- killed audience
Suspect armed-- “Black Death” scare
Reason why-- warped mind vengeance
Thrill of crime-- he watched them die
Four weapons put to use
Hail of gunfire was proof
Plan went through
He knew what to do
Terror situation
With no real explanation
Took audience by storm
Brought death
No refuge, no protection
Killer was on a mission
The “Dark Knight” fans to put to death
* Note: this information compiled from Friday and may change by Monday when this is posted. My parody is not meant to be funny at all, but informative- news.
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This was a good tribute to those who died because of some @sshole. It's too bad that they don't have the Death Penalty so the most this guy can get is life in prison because if there's anybody who deserves to be tortured it's this guy. He's worse than Al-Qaeda because at least they're a political group. This was just some f*cked up kid who wanted to kill a whole bunch of innocent people who only wanted to go see the new Batman movie.
Ditto to Matthias. If it were up to me, I'd have a "magic trick" performed on that guy.
DISCLAIMER: 7 of my 9 parodies today deal with the "Dark Knight Massacre" of 6/20 and are NOT meant to be funny at all. I chose to express myself by providing all aspects of the incident including HEROES, the gunman, and THE TRAGEDY so similar to Columbine. Please take that into consideration when rating. I suspected that few would tackle this topic, but if nobody else wants to, I have it covered ~ Rob Arndt
Well covered here.
Thanks Porfle... just need to fix my spelling mistakes due to diabetic eyesight. Rifle was AR-15 and it jammed, so that's why the bodycount is so low. Only 58 injured. Three guys died shielding their G/Fs.
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