At the beach, drank too many beers
No Sunscreen put on
Why? it's not so clear
Shirt off, umbrella not pitched right
Fell asleep, started burning
104o in that strong sunlight!

Now that I've been healing
My skin won't stop peeling
My flesh is hot...that's no good
I spread on some cream
Meant to smooth and soothe
I look quite appalling
Like a red beet overall
Maybe like an Navajo
That stared at an eagle too long!

Now I feel like a fool
Much to everyone's delight
No swimming in the pool
I look quite the sight
And give the kids a fright
From red to brown
Like a Mexican peon
God, I hate the crowds!

Skin patchy, hanging loose
Most of it cracked
Like The Thing from comic books
Moisturizer spread around
Want to get healed
Before I go to town
This is nuts! I got f-cked
Passed out
Fried like an onion
Wasn't trying for a tan
I'm a freaking White man...

Now that I've been healing
My skin won't stop peeling
My flesh is hot...that's no good
I spread on some cream
Meant to smooth and soothe
I look quite appalling
Like a red beet overall
Maybe like an Navajo
That stared at an eagle (too long)!

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