Mrs. Price sings:

What is happening here?
Something's gone wrong
More than a mere smear
Chunks of frosting in flight
The students are quite naughty
The ceiling gives me a fright

(Chorus)
Ruler used for flinging
Creamy frosting on the ceiling
Lots of shots... that's not good
These students acting up
I'd flunk them all if I could
Home Ec is calling
Get up and scrub the walls
Half this food is rotting
No cakes baked at all

Everybody's out of control
The room is a sight
Holding rulers bent down
To fling frosting alright
Nonsense these kids delight
Wearing teachers down
Turn my class upside down
I'm gonna flunk these clowns

Let the janitor loose
I won't hold back
Warnings are no use
The Principal is coming down
To put a halt to it
The laughing mob makes no sound
What? WTF?
He has a scowl
Just getting started
Get the ladders, come on lads
Scrape off these glued on snacks...

Or detention, forever!!!

(Chorus) repeated many times

Fade out...