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Song Parodies -> "Kallo"
Original Song Title:
"Hello"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lionel Richie
Parody Song Title:
"Kallo"
Parody Written by:
cigfairy
The Lyrics
Background to this one. I bought a jar of peanut butter that tasted rank. Complained to the manufacturer (in rhyme of course) and 9 months later, I received a reply back asking for me to return the jar for investigation. And my reply....
It's been alone with me
For a long time
This is extreme, it hit the skips
It's no longer mine
I sometimes thought that
I had been ignored
Kallo?
Is it my jar you're looking for?
I'm afraid I can't supply
I'm afraid I've said goodbye
To the jar that you wanted
Now it's somewhere crushed outside
It was recycled and took away
So I can't send it to you
It had started to smell so much
- I had to.
This singalong seems right to show I care
And tell you in a rhyme again
What such despair
I felt when my paste tasted so poor
Kallo?
I just had to let you know
Because the blunder in this jar
that I just couldn’t consume
Your Peanut Butter is the only
One I ever use.
Well it's time for a fresh start
I fear that I have to
And forget all that I've been through
Kallo?
It's my jar you're looking for
Yet I wonder where we are
And I wonder what you'll do
Will you send me through a refund?
Even though I have no proof
Farewell, now I must depart
And go and have a brew
But let me end by saying, I thank you
For a long time
This is extreme, it hit the skips
It's no longer mine
I sometimes thought that
I had been ignored
Kallo?
Is it my jar you're looking for?
I'm afraid I can't supply
I'm afraid I've said goodbye
To the jar that you wanted
Now it's somewhere crushed outside
It was recycled and took away
So I can't send it to you
It had started to smell so much
- I had to.
This singalong seems right to show I care
And tell you in a rhyme again
What such despair
I felt when my paste tasted so poor
Kallo?
I just had to let you know
Because the blunder in this jar
that I just couldn’t consume
Your Peanut Butter is the only
One I ever use.
Well it's time for a fresh start
I fear that I have to
And forget all that I've been through
Kallo?
It's my jar you're looking for
Yet I wonder where we are
And I wonder what you'll do
Will you send me through a refund?
Even though I have no proof
Farewell, now I must depart
And go and have a brew
But let me end by saying, I thank you
© cigfairy (who eventually got two free jars of peanut butter as a refund)
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