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Song Parodies -> "Keanu"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Lionel Richie

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Cal Thomas

The Lyrics

The following is a parody based on Mr. Fantastic himself, Keanu Reeves.
I've seen your crappy movies many times
And I wonder how you keep getting work, it blows my mind.
Sometimes I wish you'd stopped after making Speed.
Keanu, acting school is what you need!

Have you seen Bill and Ted?
Or that shitfest Constantine?
That same blank expression, you've got in every scene.
Sweet November really sucked,
And Chain Reaction really blew.
When are you gonna give up, Keanu

The Matrix could have salvaged some respect,
But those sequels ruined all hope I had, what did you expect?
Hardball and My Own Private Idaho
Keanu, why do all your movies blow?

Have you seen A Walk In The Clouds?
It's even worse then Constantine.
That same old blank expression, you've got in every scene.
The Devil's Advocate wasn't bad,
But The Watcher really blew.
Wish that I could make you give up, Keanu

Keanu, you'll be remembered for your "whoa!".
Point Break was an eye-sore,
But I hope I'm getting through.
You've got the acting range of plywood, and the brains of a canoe.
Tell me how to get you to stop,
For I haven't got a clue.
When are you gonna give up... Keanu
To the fans of Mr. Reeves, don't be so sour-faced. This is just some good ol' ribbing of a much deserving Keanu. I seriously do wish he'd stop making movies though...

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Royce Miller - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
good parody; okay, okay, so maybe he's not the best actor, but his looks are oscar winning-liked him in "Something's Got to Give", although his good looks were almost outdone by Jack Nicholson's charm
Johnny D - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Just making the reader imagine saying the word "Keanu" the way Lionel Richie sings the word "Hello" in the original song is hilarious enough for fives.
Red Ant - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
You will now spend the next 555 minutes of your life watching Keanu Reeves "bad" acting ( he does have a few good ones ). :)
Yet Another Dutchman - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
It's good, because you turned your loathing into a well-pacing and, more importantly, very funny parody.

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