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Song Parodies -> "Transmorphers: Less Than Advertised"
Original Song Title:
"Transformers Theme"
Original Performer:
Lion
Parody Song Title:
"Transmorphers: Less Than Advertised"
Parody Written by:
BulldozerBegins
The Lyrics
Someone was bound to do this eventually. A theme song for "Transmorphers" by The Asylum Group. It's modeled after Lion's theme for "Transformers: The Movie." Plot points mentioned in this song are from "Transmorphers: Fall of Man." Features on the Every Ape and His Brother album "Poss Window."
Transmorphers!
Something evil's lasering your brain!
Made on cheaper budget!
How lame can Asylum get?
You'll roll your eyes!
Sometimes it's not real fun!
Almost ne'er a clever quip;
And the lighting is all wrong!
Transmorphers!
Less than advertised!
Transmorphers!
Mostly lame-disguised!
Weak acting ruins it from the start!
The plot barely holds together!
In this tacky work of art!
They have no factions and no names at all!
You'll be left feeling sour;
That Asylum had the gall!
Transmorphers!
Less than advertised!
Transmorphers!
Mostly lame-disguised!
Transmorphers!
Bunch of schmucks wage their battle to destroy the forces of a bunch...
Of bland killer-droids...
Transmorphers!
Transmorph!
One lone cell phone could make you lose your hand!
And now a scene of pointless sex!
Look the cop is really vexed!
You thought it's over but part 2's begun!
We didn't accomplish anything!
The aliens poisoned the rain!
Transmorphers! x 4
Less than advertised!
Transmorphers!
Something evil's lasering your brain!
Made on cheaper budget!
How lame can Asylum get?
You'll roll your eyes!
Sometimes it's not real fun!
Almost ne'er a clever quip;
And the lighting is all wrong!
Transmorphers!
Less than advertised!
Transmorphers!
Mostly lame-disguised!
Weak acting ruins it from the start!
The plot barely holds together!
In this tacky work of art!
They have no factions and no names at all!
You'll be left feeling sour;
That Asylum had the gall!
Transmorphers!
Less than advertised!
Transmorphers!
Mostly lame-disguised!
Transmorphers!
Bunch of schmucks wage their battle to destroy the forces of a bunch...
Of bland killer-droids...
Transmorphers!
Transmorph!
One lone cell phone could make you lose your hand!
And now a scene of pointless sex!
Look the cop is really vexed!
You thought it's over but part 2's begun!
We didn't accomplish anything!
The aliens poisoned the rain!
Transmorphers! x 4
Less than advertised!
Transmorphers!
http://dozerfleet.wikia.com/wiki/Poss_Window
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Nice job- 5s! I remember back in '84 when I worked seasonal for Toys R Us that Transformers were all the rage (along with Cabbage Patch Kids)! They were fascinating, but I never had the urge to steal one ;-D
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