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Song Parodies -> "Ain't No Jello"
Original Song Title:
"Ain't No Tellin'"
Original Performer:
Lewis Storey
Parody Song Title:
"Ain't No Jello"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan
The Lyrics
I only just recently discovered this OS, and I'm already hooked! this time, the parody concerns that annoying feeling you get when you're craving Jello, but there isn't a bite to be found! it blows, right? please enjoy!
checked the crisper, but I don't know why
‘cause that's all fruit, I'm panicking, gonna cry
there ain't one reason not to have this treat
But There Ain't No Jello In This House To Eat
it seems eerie, I was so D*mn sure
I had gelatin to guarantee sweet-tooth cure
off to the grocers, to get something sweet
‘Cause There Ain't No Jello In This House To Eat
may go crazy without that sweet treat
so jiggly, and so fun to eat
to the store ‘cross the street, rather than admit defeat
When There Ain't No Jello In The House To Eat
keep the Jello in a Jello Mold
to make sure it jellies, make sure that it stays nice and cold
I've learned my lesson, I'll head to the store
So I Will Have Jello To Enjoy Once More!
may go crazy without that sweet treat
so jiggly, and so fun to eat
to the store ‘cross the street, rather than admit defeat
When There Ain't No Jello In The House To Eat
I will not accept defeat
When There Ain't No Jello In The House To Eat
always craving something sweet
When There Ain't No Jello In The House To Eat
‘cause that's all fruit, I'm panicking, gonna cry
there ain't one reason not to have this treat
But There Ain't No Jello In This House To Eat
it seems eerie, I was so D*mn sure
I had gelatin to guarantee sweet-tooth cure
off to the grocers, to get something sweet
‘Cause There Ain't No Jello In This House To Eat
may go crazy without that sweet treat
so jiggly, and so fun to eat
to the store ‘cross the street, rather than admit defeat
When There Ain't No Jello In The House To Eat
keep the Jello in a Jello Mold
to make sure it jellies, make sure that it stays nice and cold
I've learned my lesson, I'll head to the store
So I Will Have Jello To Enjoy Once More!
may go crazy without that sweet treat
so jiggly, and so fun to eat
to the store ‘cross the street, rather than admit defeat
When There Ain't No Jello In The House To Eat
I will not accept defeat
When There Ain't No Jello In The House To Eat
always craving something sweet
When There Ain't No Jello In The House To Eat
thanks for reading!
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When I think Jello, I always think of the "Animal House" cafeteria scene with John Belushi. 555!
^ Thanks, Mate! whenever I think Jello, I think "mmm... Jello..."
Jonathan, you should try Mellow Jello... if you know what I mean.
^ lol, duuuude...
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