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Song Parodies -> "I Dreamed a Dream, A Foodie's Lament"

Original Song Title:

"I Dreamed a Dream"

Original Performer:

Les Miserables Cast

Parody Song Title:

"I Dreamed a Dream, A Foodie's Lament"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

This parody is dedicated to the foodies and those who pay an arm and a leg to get food.
There was a time when food was cheap
When the prices were down
And sales appetizing
There was a time I bought name brands
Instead of the store brand
'Cause the store brand was nasty
There was a time
Then food prices rose

I dreamed that I was living large
Living large and acting all in-charge
To those bartering me for food
So good that soon they couldn't poo-oop
They soon took some Pepto Bismol
'Cause they were feeling pretty dismal
I heard them groaning really bad
But I didn't care 'cause I was mad

But karma, it comes around
And bitch-slaps you where it hurts most
They say you reap what you sow
And they haven't been more right

So please keep your hands to yourself
Eat dinner before coming over
'Cause I paid an arm and a leg
To always keep food in my fridge

I dreamed I could turn random things
Into food I'd serve everybody
I'd be a town celebrity
Or be known internationally

I dreamed a dream my food would be
Eaten before it met its ending
Via covetous imbeciles
Who always like to steal my food

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