Song Parodies -> "Want Free Phone (The Upgrade Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Bring Him Home"

Original Performer:

"Want Free Phone (The Upgrade Song)"

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The Lyrics

I'm an iPhone girl myself. =)

I really
Hate my phone
I can’t do
Anything except call

I need text
And data
Video
Instagram
And Facebook
Candy Crush
Lots of stuff

I’ll call customer service now
Just to see if I can upgrade
To an iPhone
Or maybe a
Galaxy Note
Or S-Four
I’ve heard good things
About those phones

But I’m cheap
Cheap as hell
I do not
Make much money at all

I’ve been a
Customer
Since the start
Start of time
Can I have a free phone?
Cheap’s not good
Must be free
Would prefer
A smartphone

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Barry J. Mitchel - June 18, 2013 - Report this comment

@Customer Service, you'll have less of a prayer of success than Valjean did @God.
I'd change "customer service" to "their toll-free number" to match syllable emphasis in TOS.

Rebekah Dub - June 22, 2013 - Report this comment

Thanks. The 'toll-free number' in place of 'customer service' has quite a ring to it. (Pun intended.) =)

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