-> "Proud To Be A Republican"
Original Song Title:
"Proud to be an American"
Parody Song Title:
"Proud To Be A Republican"
Parody Written by:
Anthony Tesone
The Lyrics
If tomorrow all the votes were gone,
I’d worked for in this campaign.
And the money my supporters gave
Could buy no more champagne.
I would go back to the life I’ve lived
As gifted as it seems
Cause my bank and stock portfolio
Are someone else’s dreams.
And I’m proud to be a republican,
Where at least I know I’m rich.
And I won’t forget to remind the poor
That life’s sometime’s a bitch.
And I’ld gladly stand up
For your right to bear arms and protect me
Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this life
God bless the GOP.
From the beaches of the Hamptons,
To the hills of Beverly.
Across the desert to Palm Springs
From sea to shining sea.
From Wall Street to Chicago,
Miami to LA.
Well there’s greed in every conservative heart
And its time you heard me say.
That I’m proud to be a republican,
Where at least I know I’m rich.
And I won’t forget to remind the poor
That life’s sometime’s a bitch.
And I’ld gladly stand up
For your right to bear arms and protect me
Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this life
God bless the GOP.
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