Song Parodies -> "God Damn The USA"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless The USA"

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Original Performer:

"God Damn The USA"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Yes, yes, I TOTALLY understand that most (if not all) people who live in the US will find this song utterly offensive (hey, aren't we the Offenders?), but in order to be a place where things are "better" we need to look outside of our own little bubble and understand others in order to raise ourselves even further. Oh, who am I kidding - I just like to piss people off! I expect lot's of 1's for Humor but pacing is perfect. And ya gotta admit it's pretty catchy! Outside of the continent this may be top of the chart material.

If Osama told me come the dawn
I'd be giving up my life
Then I know I would not spend
My final evening with my wife
I'd visit topless bars
And I'd drink Courvosier
'Cause a rag-head won't taste freedom
'Till his life is blown away

And I'm proud to be in the Taliban
Where my life is not for me
And I won't forget the men who died
The martyrs all are free
And I'd gladly blow up next to you yes I'd end my life that way
'Cause it's all laid out in my Koran
God Damn The USA

First we slip across the border
Then we bomb an embassy
We know you'll never catch us
Because Allah sets us free
Yes terror is our mission
And New York was the way
To strike fear in every American heart
As we wait for Judgement Day

And I'm proud to be in the Taliban
Where my life is not for me
And I won't forget the men who died
The martyrs all are free
And I'd gladly blow up next to you yes I'd end my life that way
'Cause it's all laid out in my Koran
God Damn The USA

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Flash Flood - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment

I'm from Europe and find this very lame

Old Man Ribber - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment

Suitably offensive (in other words, great job). At first, I thought this might be about Reverend Wright! ;D

Wild Child Jin - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment

Triple fiver!! Encore!! Encore!! :-) You got my vote on ever word of your song!

norCALcakes - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment

there's a certain Head Mosque here in NorCAL, that might be interested in this new Moslem anthem, Sir . . . .

Patrick - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment

Try and see it their way. Then we'll know what we're up against. I've no problem with granting them martyrdom. I just don't want to go with them.

Barry J. Mitchel - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment

Perfect pacing, I agree! The first stanza nails the 9/11 guys in Florida, and the 3rd names actual targets. I wish you had varied the refrains, not capitalized Damn The nor mentioned Taliban just because it rhymes, and spelled Judgment correctly. But I loved this, 555!@ OMR: The same OS about Senator Obama and Louis Farrakhan is at ~80s/leegreenwood13.shtml while ~misc/traditional1550.shtml captures Jeremiah Wright's famous Gd phrase.

The Offenders - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment

I very much appreciate all of the comments, both positive and negative. This was a tough song to post due to it's potential for trouble. Just a comment on my "style" - I attempt to mimic a song as close as possible, which means if a chorus repeats in the OS I'll do the same. I also try to choose a specific topic, in this case the Taliban, since the OS specifically states USA. Just my thing... and as for spelling, I've had my knuckles cracked with rulers by catholic school teachers so a little criticizm (sic) is no biggie.

Ann Hammond - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment

cool

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