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Song Parodies -> "It Sucks To Be A Chinaman"
Original Song Title:
"God Bless The USA"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lee Greenwood
Parody Song Title:
"It Sucks To Be A Chinaman"
Parody Written by:
Ryan Hall & Carey Willis
The Lyrics
this song is about how horrible china is
if tomorrow all 3 cents were gone that ive saved all my life
and i had to start again in just a bread box with my wife
i'd thank my fortune cookies to be out of here today
cuz the flag still stands for communism and they cant take that away
it sucks to be a chinaman
but at least we have slavery
and i wont forget the 1 cent i get paid to feed my poor family
and ill gladly stand up next to you and get my green card today
cuz there aint no doubt i hate this place
im jumpin a plane to the USA
from the cities of hong kong china
to the towns of bejing
across the plains of baghdad
from sea to crappy sea
from iraq down to iran
and isreal still today
theres money in one asian wallet and its time to stand and say
it sucks to be a chinaman
because we'reall wussies
and i wont forget the ones who died
trying to get money
and ill gladly stand up
next to you and jump a plane today
cuz there aint no doubt i hate this place
IM GOING TO THE U.S.A
and i had to start again in just a bread box with my wife
i'd thank my fortune cookies to be out of here today
cuz the flag still stands for communism and they cant take that away
it sucks to be a chinaman
but at least we have slavery
and i wont forget the 1 cent i get paid to feed my poor family
and ill gladly stand up next to you and get my green card today
cuz there aint no doubt i hate this place
im jumpin a plane to the USA
from the cities of hong kong china
to the towns of bejing
across the plains of baghdad
from sea to crappy sea
from iraq down to iran
and isreal still today
theres money in one asian wallet and its time to stand and say
it sucks to be a chinaman
because we'reall wussies
and i wont forget the ones who died
trying to get money
and ill gladly stand up
next to you and jump a plane today
cuz there aint no doubt i hate this place
IM GOING TO THE U.S.A
© Ryan Hall & Carey Willis 2006
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It may suck to be Chinaman, but it suck more to be arrogant, stupid American jerks! You ever been China? No? Then shut up! An I bet you eat sweet and sour, you hypocrites....
Hey Ryan!! I've heard this before....I know hwo you are!! It's great mom even laughed and to the girl with the last name Gai--How do you know Ryan isn't Chinese?? He is ok, that is why we make fun of him in a friendly way and that is how he came up with the song!!!! Damn you to hell!!!
Hey, mister Brute! No Chinese people with name Ryan Hall that I ever met! And me guy, not girl, mister Brute! Damn you to Cleveland!!!
man i cant beleive u got a song online and carey good job
hey sum yung gai u are a stupid bitch cuz brute is a girl and i was born in cleveland bitch
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Hey Ryan! Awesome song. Thats the song u showed me in bus hall. Sum Yung Gai is evil. LOL.
Good. It sucks to be a Chinaman.
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