Song Parodies -> "Moria"

Original Song Title:

"Gloria"

Original Performer:

"Moria"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

With apologies to the late Laura Branigan(We'll miss you...)

Moria,what Dwarves are calling home now
No spare key for the backdoor. We gotta get in somehow.
A creature's in the moat now,an arrow shot will slow it!
Saying "Mellon" makes the door bow, Inside,the carnage is expos(ed)

I really can't believe it ! A mountain of Dwarven dead!
Why can't it be me instead? My poor Moria !
Moria! Why my home has fallen?
Are survivors with you? Why isn't anybody calling ?
Please,I want an answer
Left them lying in the mine-oh-oh-oh-my poor Moria!
Moria! (Moria!)I think they got me ticked off! (Moria!)
Now,I'm looking for some payback (Moria!) Because they pissed this dwarf off !(Moria)
I really can't believe this,it's home to Goblins instead.
Now it's time to count the dead-for my Moria!

Oh,no,no. Oh,no,no,Moria! Who headin' the Goblins?
Who approaches from the deep mines?And just why does it smell like kindling?
It's a demon made of fire!Filling up the entire room!
Time to leave this place,running away,don't believe we're coming back soon!

And I really don't believe it ! A mountain of dwarven dead !
Why can't it be me instead? My poor Moria!
Moria ! Why my home has fallen ?
Are survivors with you? Why is'nt anybody calling?
Please,I want an answer!
Left them lying in the mine-oh-oh-oh,my poor Moria!
Moria! (Moria !) I think they got me ticked off(Moria!)
Now,I'm looking for some payback (Moria!) Because they pissed this dwarf off (Moria !)
I really can't believe this, It's home to Goblins instead.
Now it's time to count the dead-for my Moria !

(Moria,Moria,Moria,Moria,Moria)
(Moria,Moria,Moria,Moria,Moria)

Even thought I didn't mention him by name,I think you who I'm talking about...

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Arwen - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment

You know I'm down with the LOTR...and I'm totally down with the original. =)

Ashkicksass - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Fabulous, TTP!

Johnny D - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment

555

Bring back
Bring back
Oh bring back LOTR parodies, oh please!
Bring back
Bring back
Oh bring back LOTR parodies!

The Thought Police - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Arwen,Ashkicksass,and Johnny D! Hmmm! I've got to learn that line-break trick!

Arwen - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment

TTP, there are instructions on The Only Thread that matters on the message board.

Phil Alexander - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm trying to remember the original (other than the Glooooria bit), but it escapes me at the moment. For the moment, though I'll go with the flow and assume the pacing was spot on: I kind of like LOTR parodies, too (and JD, there's already one LOTR parody to that tune: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional193.shtml).
The line-break trick, TTP is to put br in angle brackets (hold the shift key down and type ,br. )

The Thought Police - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Think of columns,
Think of shifts
Give replies
a special lift

like rainbows in the sky-

I can fly
I can fly
I can fly
I can fly

thanks,Phil !

pickle - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment

RIP Laura Branigan.

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