Song Parodies -> "How Am I Supposed to Trade Without You"

Original Song Title:

"How Am I Supped To Live Without You"

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Original Performer:

"How Am I Supposed to Trade Without You"

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The Lyrics

I've used Michael Bolton's version instead, but since Laura Branigan is the original singer, I listed as so. This song is based upon a trade in NHL 08 that fell through because I miscalculated my salary cap, forcing me to trade away my star player. I didn't do it, left myself very vulnerable in goal. Of course I made the players up, didn't create them up though.

I can hardly believe it
When I did the the Maths today
I had to go and trade off M. Lemieux

I said I was bleeding
I was forced into a trade
Superstar for Patrick Roy
I'd say I'm screwed

So tell me how I'll go about it
Should I get the trade amended
Tell me one thing more before I go

Tell me: How am I supposed to trade without you
How can I get my team's cap so wrong
How am I supposed to trade without you
And how am I supposed to carry on
When all my goalies injured or they're gone

No point re-trying
My finances is a a clown
All the players lock up, deadline is at hand
How can I blame you, when I built my team around him
I hope that one day, I can trade down in the draft

I don't wanna know the price I'm gonna pay for keeping
Even though this game is more than fake

Tell me: How am I supposed to trade without you
How can I get my team's cap so wrong
How am I supposed to trade without you
And how am I supposed to carry on
When all my goalies injured or they're gone

Now I don't wanna know the price I really paid for keeping
Now Lord Stanley's in your room

Tell me: How am I supposed to trade without you
How can I get my team's cap so wrong
I can't give up 3 defensemen to you
And how am I supposed to carry on
When all my goalies injured or they're gone

Laura Branigan - How Am I Supposed To Live Without You Michael Bolton - How Am I Supposed To Live Without You

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