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Song Parodies -> "Putin's Winter"

Original Song Title:

"Russian Winter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Krokus

Parody Song Title:

"Putin's Winter"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

OK, I was originally waiting to parody this band when I got an idea for their song "Screaming In the Night". However, with what's going on right now, I figured "what the hell?" Besides, as a guy who's proud of his Polish heritage, knowing what the Russians did to my ancestral land in the past, I couldn't remain silent. That aside, enjoy the parody! DKTOS: Intro Actual Song
Across the border, right in Ukraine,
They meet the Russian bear.
Ukraine is right, and Russia is wrong,
Does NATO seem to care?

They fight for freedom, they fight for land,
Spilling their blood on the sand.
A thousand children die in vain,
Who will know their names?

Putin’s winter breaks our hearts,
Cold War’s hot again.
The Trooper’s loose, and Aces High,*
Someone’s gonna die-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie!

Run for your lives!
Run for your lives!
Ah ah ah ah!
Run for your lives!

Ukrainian soldiers fight valiantly,
And Moscow’s far away.
They open fire to kill the bear,
Who’s gonna win it today?

Kyiv reigns in death, it’s hard to predict
When all of this madness will stop.
Putin on his throne is all alone,
Will the Russians go home?

Putin’s winter breaks our hearts,
Cold War’s hot again.
The Trooper’s loose, and Aces High,
Someone’s gonna die-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie!

[guitar solo]

Run for your lives…

[repeat until fade]
*-Referring to the Iron Maiden songs "The Trooper" and "Aces High".

Copyright 2022 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by getting lost in the snow.

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