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Song Parodies -> "French"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Kool & The Gang

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

Mon dieu!Une parodie francais!
People talkin'
'bout the girl
who's got us in a trance
Lovely lady
Pretty as can be
We think she's from France

She's so nice and clean
Good news,she's over 18
When you see her
On a Saturday afternoon
All you can say is
"Sacre bleu!"

She's French
She's so exciting to me!
She's French
French-likes cheese
But cool as a summer breeze

She's a fine lady
Uses a fork with her pommes-fries

Baby uh
Always says "Parlez vous?"
She's friends with Gerard Deaprdieu

Looks mighty in her Renault
She's a foxy lil' doe
Though kinda dumb
But you'll say:"Je't aime"

Look at that kitty purr
She's a fine piece of tail
Du jour
She's French
French-what a girl
She makes your head whirl
She's French
French-I think her name's Marie
Or maybe Jacqueline
Frog-eating snail-biting vixen
Got a sister named Vivien
Man,what a femme fatale
But her mom is a

She's French
She's so French
Very Fench
A whole lotta French

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Christie Marie M - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
I wrote Lady Gaga's Just Dance parody titled "In France" and it sure would go well with your song! Tres bien, Monsieur Flood!
Phil Nelson - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Cool idea and great parody! Oui! 5's
Tommy Turtle - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Whatever else they've done wrong, the invention of the French kiss was a great contribution to man-(and woman-)kind! 555 of them!

btw, you missed your name in a parody/tribute yesterday. :)

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