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Song Parodies -> "I'm Broke"
Original Song Title:
"She's Fresh"
Original Performer:
Kool & The Gang
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Broke"
Parody Written by:
The Offenders
The Lyrics
Ain't it true sweetheart, ain't it true.
My savings
Are going down
I've been passing rubber checks all over town
Got no money
I've got no cash
Took away my gold card now I've got no flash
All my credit
Is extended to the max
IRS they want me 'cause I owe back tax
They're foreclosing
On my brand new home
My women left me now I'm all alone
I'm broke
I'm busted
I can't be trusted with green
I'm broke
I'm busted
I wish my credit were clean
I got Macy's
And Bloomingdale's
I just can't resist it when I see that there's a sale
Lord & Taylor
And Visa too
If you check your records I am sure that I owe you
Atlantic City
Let me play their game
Lost all of my money now my life is not the same
But if I only
Had a little more time
I'd make some money
And turn my life around, but
I'm broke
I'm busted
I can't be trusted with green
I'm broke
I'm busted
I wish my credit were clean
I'm broke down to the bone
My pocket's bare
Went to my cash machine to
Get some money but
None was there
My accountant called me up
And he said I'm bankrupt
Ain't got a penny to my name
Now my life just ain't the same
Are going down
I've been passing rubber checks all over town
Got no money
I've got no cash
Took away my gold card now I've got no flash
All my credit
Is extended to the max
IRS they want me 'cause I owe back tax
They're foreclosing
On my brand new home
My women left me now I'm all alone
I'm broke
I'm busted
I can't be trusted with green
I'm broke
I'm busted
I wish my credit were clean
I got Macy's
And Bloomingdale's
I just can't resist it when I see that there's a sale
Lord & Taylor
And Visa too
If you check your records I am sure that I owe you
Atlantic City
Let me play their game
Lost all of my money now my life is not the same
But if I only
Had a little more time
I'd make some money
And turn my life around, but
I'm broke
I'm busted
I can't be trusted with green
I'm broke
I'm busted
I wish my credit were clean
I'm broke down to the bone
My pocket's bare
Went to my cash machine to
Get some money but
None was there
My accountant called me up
And he said I'm bankrupt
Ain't got a penny to my name
Now my life just ain't the same
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I can relate to this situation. I'm as poor as it is already! Luckily my parents give me money once in awhile. I just hope I don't depend on my parents' income for the rest of my life and get a job soon! Because I hate handouts! I feel that nothing's the same for me ever since I was unemployed for a long time. Anyways, I hope $555 will make you last a little longer!
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