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Song Parodies -> "Monsters"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Blood"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kix

Parody Song Title:

"Monsters"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

I guess you remembered that I was a Kix fan last month, and Pinky wanted me to pull out a Girl Money Parody.
But I bet you didn't see this Halloween Special parody coming up, did ya?
This is called "Monsters", sung by Grover, who'd be willing to join the band.
Into this book,
Walking around.
Starring me, Grover, your friend.
Had a deep fright,
Come out of sight,
Monsters do approach at the end.
I've been seeing monsters in the mirror,
Never got away.
Did not shed a tear,
Or hide,
It was here to stay.

Pages in the book here,
Always telling me,
Monsters are what I fear.
When I run out, it's coming,
When I run back, it's going.
Monsters are what I fear.

Tried to tell you,
To keep quiet too,
Never hear a peekin'.
That is good, because it's knocking on wood.
Please don't hear it creepin'.
Very scary, it's picking up berries.
Having us turn the page,
It made me sc-sc-sc-scream in terror!
Like a fright on the stage.

Pages in the book here,
Telling me for real,
Monsters are what I fear.
When I run out, it's coming,
When I run back, it's going.
Monsters are what I fear.

I had tied this page,
Even used nails fit for a cage,
A heavy brick, wall!

When I run out, it's coming,
When I run back, it's going.
Monsters are what I fear.

Monsters are what I fear.
Monsters are what I fear.
Monsters are what I fear.

Hope we get to the end of The Monster at the End of this Book this time. I am so scared and embarassed...
(C) Darius Studios.

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