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that's what freaks my
girlfriend out, frogs and mice
that's what freaks my
girlfriend out, frogs and mice

I like teasing my girly
oh, it's my nature (I'm a cruel dog)
drop four bull frogs (in the bathtub)
to stop her from hogging the bathroom all day

I bought a pair of cane toads for maximum fear and
two mice from the pet store, they're both black and white
her daisies near my frog pond I live for her screaming
so I always need my supply
of frogs and mice

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gnawing, wrecking, leaping
eating, peeing (when she's cleaning)
much infesting, loving
mating and making more frogs and more mice

my mice live in her wardrobe through which they are reaping
her skirt looks like a Swiss cheese from holes that they bite
put cheese and flies on her forehead while she is sleeping
she wakes up with a face supply
of frogs and mice

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oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I'll give her a box of swo-swo-swo-swo-swo-swo-swo-swo
box of swo-swo-swo-swo-swo-swo-swo-swo
I'll give her a box of sweets
filled with frogs and mice!

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