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Song Parodies -> "Q Came"

Original Song Title:

"You Came"

Original Performer:

Kim Wilde

Parody Song Title:

"Q Came"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Trying to get the last pieces of Star Trek out of my system this is my second and last parody about Q, though maybe I'll one day tangent him/it again with a parody about Mrs Q to whom he was married for 1.5 billion years (but I bet it felt like an eternity to her).
At our plateau he's staring, and gee!
Cos when we look into his eyes
We see the race that we're gonna be
Unless we're to revise
He is a space engineer,
but like a warped out domineer
And all the science we held precious,
just don't mean anything anymore, since suddenly

Q came, and said that we must heel
He want us to adore
Abuzz Q came, he turned the ship around
Now, dammit, where's the mace?

We've never known such dimensional beings
He walks throw anything, it's strange
We cannot handle the way he swings
New life's no more the same
And he came here just to maul
He brought The Borg to cause a brawl
And we have never felt such transpiration
Nothing in space ever gives such 'xiety

Q came, and said he loved our zeal
But Q, that's not Amore!
Abuzz Q came, he'll run the ship aground
And Dammit! Where's the mace?

We feel him peep in the still of the night
He has no pity when we scream
It like a steeplechase filled with strife,
getting back, he don't play by the book
This continuing crook

Prince Q came
Now he's above and more
Abuzz Q came, he messed the ship up good
So! Dammit! Where's the mace!?
Q came, he slipp'ry like an eel
And we can't shove him off
Abuzz Q came, he cannot be held down
Hey!! Dammit!! Where's the mace!!!?
© Peter Andersson.

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stuart mcarthur - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm learning a lot about this Q guy, and I'm not sure whether I like him, Peter....from what I've gathered, he reminds me a bit of Dr Zachary Smith from Lost In Space - 555
Johnny D - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Me and you form a queue of two and cue-up Q parodies we do. 5s

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