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On my notepad cursor is flashing like winking eyes
I listen to songs I can parodize

In my mind the comedy's brewing
But before I know what I'm doing, looking down
I see I've run over familiar ground

I know where this one is going
And soon my mind's overflowing
With political parodies (whoa)
With political parodies (whoa)
Punny pundits spin on the merry-go-round

Just like a woozy newscaster
Enjoy the global disaster of happenstance
And picture it in funny underpants

Cheap shots, don't get me started
Updated: everybody farted on your team
Offending is trending, and it's a scream

Just mine the news feed on Twitter
You'll find a new babysitter
With political parodies (whoa)
With political parodies (whoa)
Nutty buddies live in a scary old town

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah (hey)
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah

While close to funny it's getting
Not enough of pandering partisan yammering
The over-the-top katzenjammering

Two sides, the chasm is yawning
Landslide of rhetoric solving not a thing
I feel I must go crazy

Unless I reel off another
Sack of wordplay, hit me, oh brother
With political parodies (whoa)
With political parodies (whoa)
What a way to live, run it into the ground

Blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah (hey)
Blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah

Walled-up minds, balled-up fists
We're political parodists
Walled-up minds, balled-up fists
We're political parodists