Song Parodies -> "Chrystia Freeland"

Original Song Title:

"Rocklandwonderland"

Original Performer:

"Chrystia Freeland"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

For those who don't know, Chrystia Freeland is Canada's Deputy Prime Minister and Finance Minister (The one with the very high pitch voice that can shatter windows) who is hated right across the country.

She is really, really detested
Ask her a hard question
She just might have you arrested
She likes big spending, taxes are too high
Cut that Disney Plus, you will be alright
She lives a life, of one so privileged
Spends too much, look at her budget
Things she buys are very useless, makes lots of bad choices
We're in debt way too far

Never right
She's always dead wrong
She tells lies
While we all revolt
Who is she?
Her name is Chrystia Freeland
Her name is Chrystia Freeland
Her name is Chrystia Freeland

Everyone here, is hurting
It is time for her to leave
She lives a life, of one so privileged
Spends too much, look at her budget
Things she buys are very useless, makes lots of bad choices
We're in debt way too far

Never right
She's always dead wrong
She tells lies
While we all revolt
Who is she?
Her name is Chrystia Freeland
Her name is Chrystia Freeland
Her name is Chrystia Freeland

Can't wait till next election
No more Liberal deflection
Who is she?

Never right
She's always dead wrong
She tells lies
While we all revolt
Who is she?
Her name is Chrystia Freeland
Never right
She's always dead wrong
She tells lies
While we all revolt
Who is she?
Her name is Chrystia Freeland
Her name is Chrystia Freeland
Her name is Chrystia Freeland
Her name is Chrystia Freeland
Her name is Chrystia Freeland

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