Her 20’s pics untold,
A quaint slice of cheesecake,
Her gams get never old,
Those are Carole Lombard’s legs…

She'll turn her sweet stare on you,
You’ll wish she cooked you eggs,
Through summer and in snow,
Shown were Carole Lombard’s legs,

What a figure, ain’t no “Sinner[s] in the Sun”*, her legs sure pleased you,
Ain’t precocious, and she knows just what it takes,
To make all males blush,
Tell her, “Boy, you’re terrific cheesecake!”**
Glance at Carole Lombard’s legs!

From work, you go to home
You saw her first that day,
Now, spend some time alone,
You’ll love Carole Lombard’s legs,

You’ll run out of things to say,
Once you saw her cheesecake,
You’ll stay up right ‘til two,
Gazing Carole Lombard’s legs,

What a figure, ain’t no “Sinner[s] in the Sun”*, her legs sure pleased you,
Ain’t precocious, and she knows just what it takes,
To make all males blush,
Tell her, “Boy, you’re terrific cheesecake!”**
Glance at Carole Lombard’s legs!

What a figure, ain’t no “Sinner[s] in the Sun”*, her legs sure pleased you,
Ain’t precocious, and she knows just what it takes,
To make all males blush,
Tell her, “Boy, you’re terrific cheesecake!”**
Glance at Carole Lombard’s legs!

Mack Sennett***, George Briant, Albert Einstein,
All loved Carole Lombard’s legs,

“Her legs are cute!” “Where’s the tissues?” “God, I love you!”
We love Carole Lombard’s legs!