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Song Parodies -> "Saw Grandpaw's Nards"
Original Song Title:
"Draw of the Cards"
Original Performer:
Kim Carnes
Parody Song Title:
"Saw Grandpaw's Nards"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
Slightly mad
Hands that shake
Door ajar
Yikes, a snake
And I saw Grandy Paw's gnarly nards
Fishy white
Sight apalls
All wrinkly like
Melon balls
And I saw Grandy Paw's gnarly nards
And I saw Grandy Paw's gnarly nards
Close the door
Run and hide
Gaze averted
Arghh, my eyes
[guitar solo]
Begone, nards
Go away
And for years
Curse the day
Forgets his pants
Stocking feet
Waves his wand
In the street, in the street, in the street
Gramps is high
Meds aglow
Do your wurst
A festive show
And I saw Grandy Paw's gnarly nards
And I saw Grandy Paw's gnarly nards
Hands that shake
Door ajar
Yikes, a snake
And I saw Grandy Paw's gnarly nards
Fishy white
Sight apalls
All wrinkly like
Melon balls
And I saw Grandy Paw's gnarly nards
And I saw Grandy Paw's gnarly nards
Close the door
Run and hide
Gaze averted
Arghh, my eyes
[guitar solo]
Begone, nards
Go away
And for years
Curse the day
Forgets his pants
Stocking feet
Waves his wand
In the street, in the street, in the street
Gramps is high
Meds aglow
Do your wurst
A festive show
And I saw Grandy Paw's gnarly nards
And I saw Grandy Paw's gnarly nards
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Not a pleasing visual, but great parody-555!!!
Thanks! Don't know what made me visualize something that horrible.
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