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Song Parodies -> "Psycho-analysed"

Original Song Title:

"Bette Davis Eyes"

Original Performer:

Kim Carnes

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

This OS has the most laboured rhyme of all time "She's precocious, and she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush" - and deserves to be parodied for that alone....Original Song available here
Her hair was oh-so-old
but then she realised
it's coz her mum was cold -
she's been psycho-analysed
She cared not what she did
until her shrink advised
not to indulge her id -
she's been psycho-analysed

If she dates you
she'll castrate you
even free assoc-i-ate you
She's EGO-cious
and she's fragil-istic, sex-pi-ali-docious
She just
seems so very...
VERY wise, now she's...

said she enjoys a "whip"
(she really meant "surprise")
she took this Freudian slip
'n had it psycho-analysed
and now she's all clued up
she studies Desp/Housewives
coz they're just sitting ducks
to be psycho-analysed

In her dreams she
gets all steamy
when they feature Steve Buscemi
He disguuuusts her!
but she thinks that he reminds her of her pastor
but there's much MORE to...
theorise, til it's

She would rather
bonk her father
though his "playful" habits scarred her
It's confusing
and she really needs to BUT she can't accuse him
Her superego's been supersized
from being...

If she dates you...

she'll deflate you...

emasculate you
(she's been psycho-analysed)

Surely "toe thrush"...

even "dough brush"...

are better rhymes than "pro blush"
(t'which Kim would even testify)


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 16

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Kristof Robertson - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
EGO-cious? toe thrush/ dough brush? OWCH! Some truly testical-shrinking but goddamn hilarious rhymes there, Stumeister! 555
Rick C - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm in no rush to make a pro blush, your rhyming here is so lush. 555
Johnny D - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
All ziss talk of castration und emasculation --- so, you vish you could have penis-envy, ja? Take 5 Prozac, 5 Zoloft, und 5 Viagra.
AFW - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious and more...fives
stuart mcarthur - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks Kristof - I'm sure you've dated her at some point - I'll revisit all your "ex-girlfriend parodies" to see ;-)

d'oh! wish I'd thought of "no rush".....*reads on*.....d'oh! wish I'd thought of "so lush" - thanks Rick!

(sigh) soooo, just stick with the same-old same-old, then JD? thanks my fellow sigmundophile :-)

thanks AFW
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I take it that with "laboured" in the intro here means the same thing as farfetched? Well, if so my money is on the last two lines in this series of rhymes from Eminem's "Superman":

First off you don't know Marshall
At all so don't grow partial
That's ammo for my arsenal
I'll slap you off that bar stool
There goes another lawsuit
alvin rhodes - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
extra credit for rhyming steamy with buscemi....5s
Rex - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Yesterday, when I was Jung... awesome job!
Red Ant - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Labored rhymes, try "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground:

And there she was, like double cherry pie
Yeah there she was, like disco superfly

Okay, not labored, just crappy, unlike this parody which is excellent. 5s.
stuart mcarthur - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks alvin - I was proud of that one :-)
thanks Rex - did you know nothing rhymes with Jung? or Jungian? otherwise he would've scored a mention
yeah, that's a shocker, Red Ant! - and thanks
John Jenkins - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Stuart, excellent job of coining words, but it is almost scary how much you know about psycho-analysis. Very good parody.
stuart mcarthur - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
once upon a time I majored in it at uni, John, not that it helped ;-)
Jeff Reuben - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant job on this one!
Red Ant - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-P) Oops, I voted this one again. Oh well, it was worth "'nother set of fives". TOS is one of my guilty pleasures, but this parody needed to be done. I might still do "Better Days With Rhymes".
Matthias - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow Kim has like the worst voice in the world, sounds like a total chronic smoker.... -cough- -cough- -cough- Great job here Stuart, now where's my stogie?!
bobpiecheese - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3P) Ooh! Another crazy people parody! Keep 'em coming, I love 'em all!
Below Average Dave - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Oh wow--how do I compete with this. . .woah.
Agrimorfee - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Ok, you did lift (unintentionally, no doubt) that "supercali..." line from one of the more well-known BDE parodies (Bruce Baum's"Marty Feldman Eyes"), but you did it 10x better by following all of the song's lyrics to your concept, in the Stuart McArthur style. This is my fave of the comp.
Johnny D - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Vhat Johnny D zaid above, yes?
tomario - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
"sex-pi-ali-docious" you are one crazy dude ! lovin it 555
Michael McVey - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Confirmation: I was right not to marry a psych major!----MM
Kristof Robertson - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3P) Really pushing the boundaries of crazy rhyming here, my friend. Outstanding, but of course I'd expect nothing less from you
Cat - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) My, my, my...this is one interesting case we've got here! Nice job.

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