Song Parodies -> Marty Feldman Eyes
| Original Song Title: | "Betty Davis Eyes" |
| Original Performer: | Kim Carnes |
| Parody Song Title: | "Marty Feldman Eyes" |
| Parody Written by: | Silly Willie |
For those of you who have just come out of a 31 year long coma, Marty Feldman is the walleyed guy who plays Igor in Young Frankenstein
Her hair is gray and old
Her lips chapped and dry
Her hands are always cold
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
Her once good looks are gone
She'll no longer entice
A big mole on her nose
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She'll unease you
She has fleas too
And she has Hodgkin's disease too
She's atrocious
Sometimes she forgets to make the toilet bowl flush
She's got Kirstie Alley big fat thighs
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She's from a mental home
You know her mind's not right
Her hair she doesn't comb
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She'll scream or mumble at you
Repeats everything twice
She's got a few loose screws
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She's an old shrew
And she's been to
Other planets in a U.F.O. too
She's atrocious
And she knows just what it takes to make you go nuts
All the boys think she's a guy
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She'll impede you
And deceive you
All the better just to leave you
She's atrocious
When she scrubs her back she'll use the toilet bowl brush
All the boys think she's a guy
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
Her lips chapped and dry
Her hands are always cold
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
Her once good looks are gone
She'll no longer entice
A big mole on her nose
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She'll unease you
She has fleas too
And she has Hodgkin's disease too
She's atrocious
Sometimes she forgets to make the toilet bowl flush
She's got Kirstie Alley big fat thighs
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She's from a mental home
You know her mind's not right
Her hair she doesn't comb
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She'll scream or mumble at you
Repeats everything twice
She's got a few loose screws
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She's an old shrew
And she's been to
Other planets in a U.F.O. too
She's atrocious
And she knows just what it takes to make you go nuts
All the boys think she's a guy
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She'll impede you
And deceive you
All the better just to leave you
She's atrocious
When she scrubs her back she'll use the toilet bowl brush
All the boys think she's a guy
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
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Hey, this is great, it deserves more comments & votes.
You must have been in a 25 year old coma to not know that this idea was already recorded by wacky comedian Bruce 'Babyman' Baum...or unlucky to have not been with a sentient memory or born in that time. :) No matter, your parody is just as good as the first parody I heard with the same title, and that says a lot. 555
Glad to see you got over the hump.
very funny Silly Willie - esp. "She's an old shrew And she's been to Other planets in a U.F.O. too" - 555
Another one that I forgot to comment on yesterday. Great work SW, 5s.
IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE THIS ONE ON YOUTUBE!
I don't remember the Kirstie Alley reference. What was the original line?
Where can I hear this or get an MP3?
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