Song Parodies -> "Marty Feldman Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Betty Davis Eyes"

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Original Performer:

"Marty Feldman Eyes"

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The Lyrics

For those of you who have just come out of a 31 year long coma, Marty Feldman is the walleyed guy who plays Igor in Young Frankenstein

Her hair is gray and old
Her lips chapped and dry
Her hands are always cold
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
Her once good looks are gone
She'll no longer entice
A big mole on her nose
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

She'll unease you
She has fleas too
And she has Hodgkin's disease too
She's atrocious
Sometimes she forgets to make the toilet bowl flush
She's got Kirstie Alley big fat thighs
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

She's from a mental home
You know her mind's not right
Her hair she doesn't comb
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She'll scream or mumble at you
Repeats everything twice
She's got a few loose screws
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

She's an old shrew
And she's been to
Other planets in a U.F.O. too
She's atrocious
And she knows just what it takes to make you go nuts
All the boys think she's a guy
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

She'll impede you
And deceive you
All the better just to leave you
She's atrocious
When she scrubs her back she'll use the toilet bowl brush
All the boys think she's a guy
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

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Johnny D - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Hey, this is great, it deserves more comments & votes.

Agrimorfee - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment

You must have been in a 25 year old coma to not know that this idea was already recorded by wacky comedian Bruce 'Babyman' Baum...or unlucky to have not been with a sentient memory or born in that time. :) No matter, your parody is just as good as the first parody I heard with the same title, and that says a lot. 555

Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Glad to see you got over the hump.

Stuart McArthur - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment

very funny Silly Willie - esp. "She's an old shrew And she's been to Other planets in a U.F.O. too" - 555

Red Ant - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Another one that I forgot to comment on yesterday. Great work SW, 5s.

CADAZAN - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment

IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE THIS ONE ON YOUTUBE!

gertrude jones - March 23, 2008 - Report this comment

I don't remember the Kirstie Alley reference. What was the original line?

Tiberius Caesar - October 10, 2008 - Report this comment

Where can I hear this or get an MP3?

ank2468 - February 12, 2010 - Report this comment

lol

shadybrady - March 04, 2010 - Report this comment

I don't care if it's a moldy oldy version or a newy gooey version, this is some seriously funny shat! Where can I purchase this song?! (I see Ms. Carnes over here on my right, hell! even ol' Kenny the phone sex pervert is there.) So where are Mr. Baum and Mr. Willy?

stePH - March 18, 2023 - Report this comment

Better than Baum’s parody, much!

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