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Song Parodies -> "Brady Version 1"

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Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"Brady Version 1"

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a parody concept given to me by my mother (yes the very same mother who requested I parody the insufferable "All About That Bass" last year) so credit goes to her initially she only requested I parody the Styx version of the song with this title however there are three "Lady" songs I know of so I decided to tackle 'em all! I figure it will also be a nice way for me to let out my rage at Tom Brady The Patriots and the NFL in general in a (hopefully) humorous way and now without further ado please enjoy part 1 of the "Lady-Brady Trilogy" Brady Bashing - Kenny Rogers Style!
Brady you're a lying low-down cheater and I loathe you
you have made your team a sham that I abhor
Good Lord once upon a time I'd wanted to defend you
you have lost me as a fan forever more

you have gone and made yourself a fool
should've lost yet you won
and no you've not earned that trophy
why can't you tell right from wrong?

Brady for so many years I thought decently of you
you have gone and proved yourself a big a-hole
forever when you're speaking I'll tell listeners take warning
'cause I'll know that you're just speaking out your rear

oh the lies I hear nothing that is true
there's no other with nerve like yours
and yes oh yes I'll always think you a cheat
deflated for you were the balls

Brady your head's the biggest head I've seen
well besides that giant thing on P. Manning
well I guess there's reason The Pats ditched Tebow
they like seedier guys like Tom Brady
thanks for reading! and tune in next week for part 2 of the "Lady-Brady Trilogy!"

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? - January 15, 2016 - Report this comment
I like it
Rob Arndt - January 15, 2016 - Report this comment
This will help deflate his ego... or will it? 555 lies by Brady!!!
Ann - January 15, 2016 - Report this comment
good one
Jonathan - January 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Guys!
Patrick - January 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Just watched the KC Chiefs fall to the NE Patriots yesterday. I concur with your evaluation.
Jonathan - January 17, 2016 - Report this comment
^ Thanks Patrick! yeah there's no way that the Cheatriots (wow that was one of my worse puns huh?) won that game fair and square! of course ever since the whole "Deflategate" fiasco I've been wired to pretty much assume the Patriots are cheating if they win a game! (note: I did defend them at first despite hating them for screwing Tebow over I tried giving them the benefit of the doubt!)

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