I used to think maybe the game was just simply too weird.
And I didn’t like it at all
when the game first appeared.
Now every time I go to the game store
This game can’t be found
'Cuz for video games, nothing’s like when
you're playin’ Earthbound.

I'm taking down Starmen, whoa
oh I'm taking down Starmen, whoa
oh I'm taking down Starmen
whoa oh oh cause I know I should,
Quick strike now
Cause I know I should,
Losing health now

Yeah I used to think yo-yos and baseball
bats weren’t good in combat,
And I don't think homesickness
or asthma are status at that (are status at that)
Now I don't know about Evil Hippies,
or an Ego Orb.
No, no, no I just know that Giygas’s forms
Are awkward to absorb
yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm taking down Starmen, whoa
oh I'm taking down Starmen, whoa
oh I'm taking down Starmen
whoa oh oh cause I know I should,
That hurt now
Cause I know I should,
What the- ow!
Cause I know I should.

Taking down Starmen.
Taking down Starmen.
Odd enemies.
Odd status too
Odd items held
Odd Gooey Goo
Odd PSI
Odd Piggy King
Odd aliens
Odd Everything
Mr. Saturn boing zoom ding
Saturn Valley boing zoom ding
I'm taking down Starmen, whoa
oh I'm taking down Starmen, whoa
oh I'm taking down Starmen, whoa
oh oh oh cause I know I should,
That’s great now!
oh cause I know I should,
Use Prayer now
oh cause I know I should,
It said what now?
oh cause I know I should,
Future changed now
I'm taking down Starmen
I'm taking down Starmen
I'm taking down Starmen
I'm taking down Starmen
I'm taking down Starmen