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Song Parodies -> "Two Ply"
Original Song Title:
"Too Shy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kajagoogoo
Parody Song Title:
"Two Ply"
Parody Written by:
Chris Rudesill
The Lyrics
An ode to T.P.
Wipin' dry or
Paper hard
don't need to cry
Ply's a little softer
Charmin's strong
Quilted Northern
You must try Scott
Two, baby, ply
Hey, guy
Poop a little more sir
(CHORUS)
You're Two Ply, ply
Flush, Flush, make you sigh
Two Ply, ply
Flush, Flush, make you sigh
Two Ply, ply
Flush, Flush, make you sigh
Two Ply, ply, Flush, Flush
Modern paper tends
To gather lint I'm afraid
Two Ply's a little softer
Wiping in circles
Won't you try straight?
Two, baby, ply
Hey, gal
Poop a little more girl
Cause
(CHORUS)
poo poo poo poo......
(CHORUS) 2X
Two Ply, ply
Flush, Flush, make you sigh
Two Ply, ply
Flush, Flush, make you sigh...
Paper hard
don't need to cry
Ply's a little softer
Charmin's strong
Quilted Northern
You must try Scott
Two, baby, ply
Hey, guy
Poop a little more sir
(CHORUS)
You're Two Ply, ply
Flush, Flush, make you sigh
Two Ply, ply
Flush, Flush, make you sigh
Two Ply, ply
Flush, Flush, make you sigh
Two Ply, ply, Flush, Flush
Modern paper tends
To gather lint I'm afraid
Two Ply's a little softer
Wiping in circles
Won't you try straight?
Two, baby, ply
Hey, gal
Poop a little more girl
Cause
(CHORUS)
poo poo poo poo......
(CHORUS) 2X
Two Ply, ply
Flush, Flush, make you sigh
Two Ply, ply
Flush, Flush, make you sigh...
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Nice parody but the repetitveness (which is hard to avoid with this song) drags it down a bit. 544.
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