Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "To All the Bras I've Loathed Before"
Original Song Title:
"To All the Girls We've Loved Before"
Original Performer:
Julio and Willie
Parody Song Title:
"To All the Bras I've Loathed Before"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
the original song deserves my parody
To all the bras I've loathed before
That I sent sailing out my door
I'm glad I ripped em off
So tight they made me cough
To all the bras I've loathed before
To all the bras that pinched my breasts
With straps that couldn't stand the test
Oh I was glad to throw
i've paid too much I know
For all the bras I've loathed before
I can't go flopping cause I'm knowing
Too many men will look my way
But wearing evil-fitting clothing
Well it'll drive a gal insane
To all the bras that gave me strife
And made me fidget all my life
I gladly give a fling
You way-too padded thing
To all the bras I've flung before
I can't go flopping cause I'm knowing
Those points look sharpened just like lead
And when the cold wind starts ablowing
You know that's something that I dread
To that one bra I'm looking for
Oh may I find it in a store
In Dillards, Hecht's or Saks
On undergarment racks
Oh let me find one I adore!
That I sent sailing out my door
I'm glad I ripped em off
So tight they made me cough
To all the bras I've loathed before
To all the bras that pinched my breasts
With straps that couldn't stand the test
Oh I was glad to throw
i've paid too much I know
For all the bras I've loathed before
I can't go flopping cause I'm knowing
Too many men will look my way
But wearing evil-fitting clothing
Well it'll drive a gal insane
To all the bras that gave me strife
And made me fidget all my life
I gladly give a fling
You way-too padded thing
To all the bras I've flung before
I can't go flopping cause I'm knowing
Those points look sharpened just like lead
And when the cold wind starts ablowing
You know that's something that I dread
To that one bra I'm looking for
Oh may I find it in a store
In Dillards, Hecht's or Saks
On undergarment racks
Oh let me find one I adore!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 12 | 12 | 12 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
The breast one of the day...really snappy...fives
Fear not the hardened nipple. Fear instead the lardened hipple. Joke. ;-) 555
stands up well
Good one, Royce. I had a flashback of all the ill-fitting ones I've had. Bleh! Toss 'em out the door, I agree. 5's
A note to Johnny D: Your quotations rank right up there with Yogi's. And special thanks to Adagio.
I hope this parody helps reduce the number of new readers who mistakenly think that Royce is a guy. And I commend you for getting through the whole song without blaming men for designing bras.
Now, really, Royce, I don't think you look that bad without one. Nice song, by the way.
I wrote and submitted today on pretty much the same general areola, and now I see this one. Hope you don't think me too brazen. Great minds run in the same gutter, but at least our thinking is staying abreast. Does this mean we're bosom buddies?
Your preface said it best -- well deserved and well done. Five E cups.
Your preface said it best -- well deserved and well done. Five E cups.
Wow.
Another really good one, 5's
Hi Royce, when I saw the title I thought exactly the same as your intro! LOL ! Good one.
I've got an underwire digging into an armpit right now...555
forgive me please for missing a triple 5 star like this one.
Good one (or should I say two?) 5s
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/julioandwillie0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1096