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Song Parodies -> "Cause i'm a Beast."

Original Song Title:

"Cause I'm a Blonde"

Original Performer:

Julie Brown.

Parody Song Title:

"Cause i'm a Beast."

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This song is a song that makes fun of that one character you see in every modern animated kids movie that is always depicted in advertising as trying to be sexy, you know that one animal character who only was one trait and that's their large and have a J-Lo sized butt.
Because I've got a butt, don't need style or class.
I've got no character traits apart from my ass.
Some people think i'm being crass.
But that's just how I was written.

'Cause I''ve got a butt, yeah-yeah-yeah.
'Cause I've got a butt, yeah-yeah-yeah.
When children see me they can't help but giggle.
A personality isn't needed, so i've got an ass I can jiggle.

Cause i've got a butt, yeah, yeah...yeah.
'Cause I've got a huge ol ass, don't you wish you were me?

No need for depth or complicated plots.
But why would I need them when my ass is good enough?
I know a lot of characters are better than me.
But I have my own philosophy.
So what, they don't have my ass.
'Cause I'm a beast, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bears are the best, there's not much to them.
They eat and sleep and hiberate for months.
As a bear I don't want to worry.
Don't have to worry about diseases or strife.

Because i've got an easy life.
'Cause I'm a thicc-beast, yeah yeah yeah.
'Cause I'm a thicc-beast, yeah, yeah.
Even if the movie I am from is one that stinks.
My antics get kids in seats...that's what I think.
Now where was I?
Oh, okay..right.
Don't tell me ... Oh, yeah, okay.
'don't build condos in the arctic'.

'Cause I'm a thicc-beast, yeah yeah yeah.
'Cause I'm a thicc-beast, yeah yeah yeah.
I didn't need any character development.
Why would I need it when some furries seem to simp over me?
I'm a thicc hottie just like Gloria.

Cause I'm a thicc beast, yeah yeah yeah.
'Cause I'm a thicc beast, don't ya wish you were me?
I just want to say that being chosen as sexiest beast of the month.
Is the best compliment any fanboy can possibly give me.
Right now i'm currently trying to branch my movie out into a franchise.
But, my true goal is to get kids to force their parents to see MY movie.

'Cause I'm a thicc-beast, yeah, yeah, yeah.

'Cause we're all thicc-beasts, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Some think i' m trashy and maybe it's true.
If you were a talking animal with a big ass, you would be too.
I'm damn thicc..oh yeah, I don't know why but I am.
'Cause I'm a thicc-beast, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause we're all thicc-beasts, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a thicc-beast, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause we're all thicc-beasts, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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