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Song Parodies -> "Crappy Cover"
Original Song Title:
"Turbo Lover"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Judas Priest
Parody Song Title:
"Crappy Cover"
Parody Written by:
DarioMatic
The Lyrics
You can hear me.
But you’ll hate me.
Without rhythm, someone’s playing, listen!
Then the lead guitarist
Ruins the o.g. artist!
How my blood boils when his skill is bupkis!
Plucking out an amelodic ruckus!
Then the drummer solos!
At four different tempos!
He bombards my eardrums with his racket!
Someone stop this butchery, god damn it!
It’s a crappy cover!
Worse than every other!
It’s a crappy cover!
My eardrums will suffer!
The singer starts to wail half an octave out of key!
And every note is flatter than a redneck’s family tree!
He sounds so bad, I doubt this gig will make him seven bucks!
Deaf to tone and talentless, this whole performance sucks!
It’s a crappy cover!
Worse than every other!
It’s a crappy cover!
My eardrums will suffer!
(Hilariously sloppy guitar solo)
The song is only halfway done and I’m already pissed!
They’re playing in time signatures that don’t even exist!
The mixing is atrocious, I can’t take it anymore!
I get up from my seat and make a beeline for the door!
It’s a crappy cover!
Worse than every other!
It’s a crappy cover!
My eardrums will suffer!
It’s a crappy cover!
Worse than every other!
It’s a crappy cover!
My eardrums will suffer!
But you’ll hate me.
Without rhythm, someone’s playing, listen!
Then the lead guitarist
Ruins the o.g. artist!
How my blood boils when his skill is bupkis!
Plucking out an amelodic ruckus!
Then the drummer solos!
At four different tempos!
He bombards my eardrums with his racket!
Someone stop this butchery, god damn it!
It’s a crappy cover!
Worse than every other!
It’s a crappy cover!
My eardrums will suffer!
The singer starts to wail half an octave out of key!
And every note is flatter than a redneck’s family tree!
He sounds so bad, I doubt this gig will make him seven bucks!
Deaf to tone and talentless, this whole performance sucks!
It’s a crappy cover!
Worse than every other!
It’s a crappy cover!
My eardrums will suffer!
(Hilariously sloppy guitar solo)
The song is only halfway done and I’m already pissed!
They’re playing in time signatures that don’t even exist!
The mixing is atrocious, I can’t take it anymore!
I get up from my seat and make a beeline for the door!
It’s a crappy cover!
Worse than every other!
It’s a crappy cover!
My eardrums will suffer!
It’s a crappy cover!
Worse than every other!
It’s a crappy cover!
My eardrums will suffer!
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