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Song Parodies -> "Tubbo Lover"

Original Song Title:

"Turbo Lover"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judas Priest

Parody Song Title:

"Tubbo Lover"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

"TUBBO" = (Noun. tubbo (plural tubbos) (slang) An obese person.)
Can't see my feet
Or my man-meat
I'm absorbing groceries in your kitchen
Junk food's not expensive
So my butt's extensive
I won't touch beets 'less they're fried in butter
I'm no athlete, I dine like no other

We're embraced together
You're my bride named Heather
Coated in flour since you know I'm hungry
With my beer you're servin' chicken to me

I'm your Tubbo Lover
With my fat you're smothered
You're my Tubbo Lover
Come and spread some Smuckers

I'll hold onto your toaster stickin' Eggos down inside
We're chompin' wings and curly fries while growin' extra wide
We tried to fast, It caused us woes so we go ate some Thai
Downed ice cream with urgency till brain freeze made us cry

You're my Tubbo Lover
Makin' your eyes flutter
I'm your Tubbo Lover
We've each got some blubber

Cinnabons we're munching although we just broke these seats
Need pants with lots of elasticity so we can fill our cheeks
I feel so close to heaven as my heart's 'bout to explode
I'm gonna need an ambulance or a pie a la mode

I'm your Tubbo Lover
I am quite a chunker
You're my Tubbo Lover
Never touch cucumbers
I'm your Tubbo Lover
With unmeasured hunger
You're my Tubbo Lover
Eat until we slumber



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