Song Parodies -> "Brewing Java"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking The Law"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Judas Priest

Parody Song Title:

"Brewing Java"

Parody Written by:

RakingBread

The Lyrics

Scene: It's dark, 4:30 A.M., the singer is exhausted because they couldn't sleep. They slog to the coffeemaker and after getting chided by their spouse about how much coffee they drink, break out into this song.

There I was dead and exhausted, out of bed at dawn.
All inside it's so confusing as I drift in mental fog.
Feel as though my brain don't care if I'm up all night,
So I might as well brew up a pot of liquid candlelight

Brewing java, brewing java
Brewing java, brewing java
Brewing java, brewing java
Brewing java, brewing java

So much for sleeping in today: my brain's foggy and dark!
I've had no sleep since Monday, thoughts turned into brain farts!
You don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue
If you did you'd find yourselves doing the same thing too

Brewing java, brewing java
Brewing java, brewing java
Brewing java, brewing java
Brewing java, brewing java

You don't know what it's like!

Brewing java, brewing java
Brewing java, brewing java
Brewing java, brewing java
Brewing java, brewing java

Music video ends with the singer chugging an urn of (apparently) hot coffee.

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