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Song Parodies -> "Making Coleslaw"
Original Song Title:
"Breaking the Law"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Judas Priest
Parody Song Title:
"Making Coleslaw"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Trying to find what is possibly the biggest antithesis to the spirit of the original.. this has got to come close, I reckon
Life was boring, no real mission - nothing on for me
Today's biggest, hard decision: what to have for tea
So I open up the fridge, what should meet my gaze?
Cabbage, a handful of carrots and some mayonnaise
Making coleslaw, making coleslaw
Making coleslaw, making coleslaw
Making coleslaw, making coleslaw
Making coleslaw, making coleslaw
Grating them just makes it soggy, I found out one lunch
Use a knife and slice it thinly gives a better crunch
You just don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue
Just one bite, you'll find yourself making it this way, too
Making coleslaw, making coleslaw
Making coleslaw, making coleslaw
Making coleslaw, making coleslaw
Making coleslaw, making coleslaw
You don't know what it's like [yum, yum]
Today's biggest, hard decision: what to have for tea
So I open up the fridge, what should meet my gaze?
Cabbage, a handful of carrots and some mayonnaise
Making coleslaw, making coleslaw
Making coleslaw, making coleslaw
Making coleslaw, making coleslaw
Making coleslaw, making coleslaw
Grating them just makes it soggy, I found out one lunch
Use a knife and slice it thinly gives a better crunch
You just don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue
Just one bite, you'll find yourself making it this way, too
Making coleslaw, making coleslaw
Making coleslaw, making coleslaw
Making coleslaw, making coleslaw
Making coleslaw, making coleslaw
You don't know what it's like [yum, yum]
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This uninspired parody made me want to throw up, pal- 1s
I guess the thought of healthy eating might do that for some people. Why the pseudonym, Dan?
Down the garbage disposal, then? 1s
I love fresh coleslaw. All 555 grams.
Not your best but you knew that. Still waay better than most of the self-indulgent crap on this site these days.
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