Song Parodies -> "Sith Eye On The Jedi"

Original Song Title:

"Living After Midnight"

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Original Performer:

"Sith Eye On The Jedi"

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The Lyrics

The Sith: Always a master and an apprentice in a longtime companionship/relation. No wonder George Lucas actually had Leonardo DiCaprio in mind for a role. ;-)

Sith eye on the Jedi
Stalkin' every son
Turn them to the dark side
Then they're gone, they're gone

If still not even evil 1-0-1 (Girlie! Shirley!)
We kill your mum to get it done (Newbie! You�ll be!)
We�ll tear you 'part on a desert trip
Then you�ll start giving Yoda lip

Sith eye on the Jedi
Stalkin' every son
Turn them to the dark side
Then they're gone, they're gone

Red gleaming eyes, in say a minx (First year, you�ll fear!)
Ready to take on Jar-Jar Binx (sophomore, sith'more!)
Your course is forced since Jango Fett
in battle was severed as cadet

Sith eye on the Jedi
Stalkin' every son
Turn them to the dark side
Then they're gone, they're gone

Ooour time is coming
Ooour army�s cloning
Yoour robe is dark'ning
All black soon

Your hands, your saber, forcing power (Servant! Servant!)
You�re getting badder, by the hour (Master! Master!)
We�ll dress you black, you�ll be so mean
The Hutt-butts shake on Tattoine!

Sith eye on the Jedi
Stalkin' every son
Turn them to the dark side
Then they're gone, they're gone

Sith eye on the Jedi
Stalkin' every dude
Fight them at Uranus
Or you�re screwed, you�re screwed!

� Peter Andersson

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Know 1 can hear you dream - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Hmm... I can�t help wonder if this lack of, at least initial, response is proof that the current comeback of heavy metal will not really affect the wider realm of AmiRight? "Living after midnight" was one of Heavy Metal�s top 10 anthems of the 80s, by one of the top 10 Heavy Metal bands of the 80s, choosen deliberately so that lead singer Rob Halford�s pretty well known outing in the 90s would put some extra subcontagious flavour to the doubleentendreous wordplay I�ve put into this one of my best parodies so far. Of course, that�s just IMHO, butt anyway... ;-)

Spaff.com - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Hey! I know the original! And I finally got around to seeing Episodes I, II, and III (all in the past week - quite the endeavor), so now I can make sense of this. Well done, PeterCHYD. "Sith Eye on the Jedi" is a great sub not only for the OS, but also for "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." Nice parallel. I see your version of III going something like this:

Anakin: I'm all yours, Master. In mere seconds, I have gone from being deeply conflicted to TOTALLY sold on the Dark Side. I will do anything you command.
Palpatine: Excellent. Why don't you come over here and let me [BLEEP] you up Uranus.

Red Ant - June 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Sorry Peter, another DKTOS here. Wasn't much into JP in the 80s. I regret to say I only have RH's "Ressurection" CD.

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