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Song Parodies -> "Stood In Line For Hours"
Original Song Title:
"Close Every Door To Me"
Original Performer:
Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
Parody Song Title:
"Stood In Line For Hours"
Parody Written by:
Kim West
The Lyrics
Yes I went to see "Return of the King" the first day it came out in my area. No, I really did not have the accident mentioned in this song.
Stood in line for hours,
longer than Two Towers.
The Return of the King,
just goes on for hours.
I take my seat and watch now,
Watch Sméagol's story now.
Then we're in Mordor.
Gollum cringes and cowers.
Where's the bloody intermission?
Will my bladder burst oh my!
Third hour has gone and I cry!
WHERE'S THE RESTROOM?
Stood in line for hours,
Is it now tomorrow?
Just give Saron the ring.
So I can go home!
I hope that I shall find
a restroom in time.
That is what I promised.
A loo of my own.
Stood in line for hours,
longer than Two Towers.
The Return of the King,
goes on for hours.
-Gollum sings now-
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
-Back to poor me-
Oh, now I see Shelob.
I squirm in my seat.
Frodo, get out of there!
That spider's a scare!
Oh god what was that?
Ah Jeeze it's Shelob!
Wet myself completely.
I'm gushing away!
Where's the bloody intermission?
I'm soppin' wet and need to dry!
Fourth hour has gone and I cry!
WHERE IS MOUNT DOOM?
-Now, the whole audience sings-
STOOD IN LINE FOR HOURS.
IS IT NOW TOMORROW?
JUST GIVE SARON THE RING!
SO WE CAN GO HOME!
WE HOPE THAT WE SHALL FIND,
A RESTROOM IN TIME!
THAT IS WHAT WE PROMISED!
A LOO OF OUR OWN!
longer than Two Towers.
The Return of the King,
just goes on for hours.
I take my seat and watch now,
Watch Sméagol's story now.
Then we're in Mordor.
Gollum cringes and cowers.
Where's the bloody intermission?
Will my bladder burst oh my!
Third hour has gone and I cry!
WHERE'S THE RESTROOM?
Stood in line for hours,
Is it now tomorrow?
Just give Saron the ring.
So I can go home!
I hope that I shall find
a restroom in time.
That is what I promised.
A loo of my own.
Stood in line for hours,
longer than Two Towers.
The Return of the King,
goes on for hours.
-Gollum sings now-
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
-Back to poor me-
Oh, now I see Shelob.
I squirm in my seat.
Frodo, get out of there!
That spider's a scare!
Oh god what was that?
Ah Jeeze it's Shelob!
Wet myself completely.
I'm gushing away!
Where's the bloody intermission?
I'm soppin' wet and need to dry!
Fourth hour has gone and I cry!
WHERE IS MOUNT DOOM?
-Now, the whole audience sings-
STOOD IN LINE FOR HOURS.
IS IT NOW TOMORROW?
JUST GIVE SARON THE RING!
SO WE CAN GO HOME!
WE HOPE THAT WE SHALL FIND,
A RESTROOM IN TIME!
THAT IS WHAT WE PROMISED!
A LOO OF OUR OWN!
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LOL!
Interesting choice of song. Not many have tackled it, and I share your asessment of those dumb ring movies
I personally didn't think ROTK was long enough...:-) 555
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