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Song Parodies -> "Shot The Cavalry"
Original Song Title:
"Stop The Cavalry"
Original Performer:
Jona Lewie
Parody Song Title:
"Shot The Cavalry"
Parody Written by:
Immoral Liberal
The Lyrics
Hey, Teddy Turner
Slums over here
To praise our fabulosity,
But it's all a snow,
He and Geraldo
Tell our secrets to the enemy.
We don't like it rough;
We have had enough!
Someone shot the cavalry.
Have a bunker fight
Almost every night;
Someone pulling buggery.
I'll be very blunt:
Put them at the front.
Someone shot the cavalry.
Badly Unmanned we would see
Hanged up by his anatomy.
On the trap, and let him go;
Send Big Julie Boy down below.
Dumba dumba dumb dumb,
Dumba dumba dumb,
Dumba dumb dumb dumba dumb,
Dumba dumba dumb.
Dumba dumba dumb dumb,
Dumba dumba dumb,
Dumba dumb dumb dumba dumb,
Dumba dumba dumb.
Wish that all these hos weren't with us...
Flash! There's another poll
In the glory hole
Of distant bureaucracy.
Someone got stoned,
Told a fairy tale,
Calls for co-ed residency.
Why are we defecting? To block--
[Bang!]
Someone shot the cavalry.
Dumba dumba dumb dumb,
Dumba dumba dumb,
Dumba dumb dumb dumba dumb,
Dumba dumba dumb.
Dumba dumba dumb dumb,
Dumba dumba dumb,
Dumba dumb dumb dumba dumb,
Dumba dumba dumb.
Wish that all these hos weren't with us...
Anal Angel we would see
Hanged up by his anatomy.
On the trap, and let him go;
Send Unmanly down below.
Wish that all these hos weren't with us...
Slums over here
To praise our fabulosity,
But it's all a snow,
He and Geraldo
Tell our secrets to the enemy.
We don't like it rough;
We have had enough!
Someone shot the cavalry.
Have a bunker fight
Almost every night;
Someone pulling buggery.
I'll be very blunt:
Put them at the front.
Someone shot the cavalry.
Badly Unmanned we would see
Hanged up by his anatomy.
On the trap, and let him go;
Send Big Julie Boy down below.
Dumba dumba dumb dumb,
Dumba dumba dumb,
Dumba dumb dumb dumba dumb,
Dumba dumba dumb.
Dumba dumba dumb dumb,
Dumba dumba dumb,
Dumba dumb dumb dumba dumb,
Dumba dumba dumb.
Wish that all these hos weren't with us...
Flash! There's another poll
In the glory hole
Of distant bureaucracy.
Someone got stoned,
Told a fairy tale,
Calls for co-ed residency.
Why are we defecting? To block--
[Bang!]
Someone shot the cavalry.
Dumba dumba dumb dumb,
Dumba dumba dumb,
Dumba dumb dumb dumba dumb,
Dumba dumba dumb.
Dumba dumba dumb dumb,
Dumba dumba dumb,
Dumba dumb dumb dumba dumb,
Dumba dumba dumb.
Wish that all these hos weren't with us...
Anal Angel we would see
Hanged up by his anatomy.
On the trap, and let him go;
Send Unmanly down below.
Wish that all these hos weren't with us...
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Caught the original on Dr Demento about 20 years ago. Never thought I'd see a parody of it.
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