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Song Parodies -> "Satan Elmo's Fire (Muppets from Hell)"

Original Song Title:

"St. Elmo's FIre (Man in Motion)"

Original Performer:

John Parr

Parody Song Title:

"Satan Elmo's Fire (Muppets from Hell)"

Parody Written by:

AranJutan

The Lyrics

Basically, Sesame Street in the same vein as The Banana Splits and Willy's Wonderland. Old jokes given new life by events in 2021. Set to the tune of an 80s song that's grossly overplayed on a radio station in Orlando.
1. Growin' up;
You think it is the place to be!

But arrive!
Sesame Street is not what it seemed!

Then Kermit fries someone;
In buttery pain!

Leave the Chef alone;
'Cause he's real deranged!

Grover knows;
That you can't quite outrun a gun!

Murray claims;
The word on the street is you're done!

You know that in some way;
You'll be Monty's feed!

Or a prisoner;
In one of Segi's braids!

[First chorus]

Soon behold a dark horizon!
As the street gives way, you see!

Statler and Waldorf will chain you up;
With desire!

Dr. Feel hits you with potions!
Dingers crush you under wheels!

Deena drags you down to burn in;
Satan Elmo's Fire!

(Ouuuuuch!!!!)

2. Burt's evil!
The Taliban tells him what to do!

(Yes they do!)

Ernie knows!
But he keeps on saluting Pooh!

And you won't make it;
In the Count's dark land!

They fool the boy in you;
Buster devours the man!

[Second chorus]

Soon behold a dark horizon!
As the street gives way, you see!

You'll be chainsawed up;
Arlene will watch you expire!

Dr. Feel hits you with potions!
Baby Bear, your flesh he peels!

Flo Bear drags you down to burn in;
Satan Elmo's Fire!

Cookie Monster's like a mountain;
Makes you feel like you're a flea!

You will feel Satan Elmo's Fire;
Burn third and fourth degree!

(Burn fourth degree!!!!)

[Bridge]

You'll Bet-ty Lou-se your life;
After Bruno's crimes!

So don't learn the way!
And you might stay alive!

[Third chorus]

Or you'll hear what they are saying!
Then Big Bird won't have to lie!

Throw you in the trash again;
With Oscar, you will die!

Gonna suffer from Prince Harming!
Crush you under SAM's new wheels!

Where your future's Stinky down in;
Satan Elmo's Fire!

You'll behold the dark horizon!
Gnashing teeth, multitudes cry!

Brought you by the letter P;
And it stand for PYRE!

You're alive? You won't be for long!
Crushed under-neath Piggy's heels!

Taken down, you'll be fryin' in;
Satan Elmo's Fire!

Tied up in the lowest valley!
Brought to you by the letter C!

You will feel Satan Elmo's Fire;
CONSUME your kidneys!

[Trail]

Burnin';
Burnin' completely!

You can feel it burnin'!
(Ooh, burnin' fourth degree!)
Lyrics © 2021 AranJutan / Every Ape and His Brother / Dozerfleet Records

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Jonathan - September 27, 2021 - Report this comment
suddenly, I don't care to know how to get to sesame street, anymore. 5s

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