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Song Parodies -> "Waitin' On Women"

Original Song Title:

"Looking For Love"

Original Performer:

Johnny Lee

Parody Song Title:

"Waitin' On Women"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

If you saw the movie, "Urban Cowboy" with John Travolta, this is where Johnny Lee first sang the original.
Waitin' on females most 'a my life
Slow girlfriends, old hens in line, or else my wife
Drummin' bored fingers, countin' to ten
Waitin' and waitin' - then, waitin' again..

I been - waitin' on women at shoppin' places
Sitttin' in cars - out in parkin' spaces
Bangin' my head, bruises, there's traces
Fran-tic! - I'm fit for hurls..
When she returns, in my car, I'll shove her
Doomsday - the Lord will discover,
Men...waitin' on girls..

Why can't they speed up? - turtle-like slow
Doin' everything we can to hurry up them hos
I'm bettin' that the first wait - was Adam for Eve
Since then, we have been cursed - I do believe

We're all waitin' on women, like poker waits aces
Waitin' for them - with watch peeks and paces
Rollin' our eyes - tension embraces
Doggone, those pokey Belles
Should have a drone to hover above 'em
But still - we're all gonna' love 'em
Guys..waitin' on gals...

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Jonathan - February 17, 2014 - Report this comment
kind of a waity subject isn't it? 5's
AFW - February 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jonathan
LadyInWaiting - March 04, 2014 - Report this comment
L'Air de Force, The Mighty Duke oHurl, . . . Watch it . . . Sir !
charlie - March 07, 2014 - Report this comment
talent on loan from God!
AFW - March 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks, LCC....just saw this, and thanks, charlie...appreciate your comment and votes of support..

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