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Song Parodies -> "CBS"

Original Song Title:

"Shattered Dreams"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Hates Jazz

Parody Song Title:

"CBS"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Watching Amazing Race
Big Brother and CSI
Jag and Judging Amy
The King of Queens and NCIs

Those tv shows
Are making prime-time worse

Doris Roberts,Roberts
Always on CBS,CBS
Watching some Star Search,Star Search
These are stupid shows

Yes,Dear and Without A Trace

Shows based to reality
Because the future's not so bright
I watched Survivor
Where maybe things could work out right

For the sake of prime time
Those shows are getting dumb,too

The Price Is Right,price is right
Always on CBS,CBS
There's David Letterman,Letterman
Two-And-A-Half Men

There's Guiding Light,Guiding Light
Always on CBS,CBS
Jerry Stiller's being dumb,being dumb
Forget Liberace

TV shows that suck

Those shows are too cool
But they were also crude

There's always monday night,monday night
Tune into CBS,CBS
Wednesday nights are really nice,really nice
Watch the King of Queens

Those tv shows,tv shows
Are still on CBS,CBS
Forgive Jerry Stiller,Stiller
These shows suck

Do they suck?

Those tv shows are numb

Let's watch Amazing Race

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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

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who cares what my name is - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Pacing's off. But a clever concept nonetheless. 4/5/4.

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