Little ditty 'bout Bill & Hillary
Two American kids growing up in Arkansas
Billy's gonna be a president
Hillary... carpetbagger... New York State resident

Chewing on a chili dog with all the baseball fans
Hillary's wearing a Yankees cap, waving an oversized hand
Billy says "Hillary lets retire after the penant"
I got better idea, wanna be in the Senate

And Billy say
Oh yeah wife moves on
Long after 8 years of Willy is gone
Oh yeah say wife moves on
Long after 8 years of Willy is gone

Billy kneels and puts down his fries for a minute
Puffs his cigar and does his best Charlie Sheen
Well you know Hil, we oughtta run this city
Hillary says "Bubba... you ain't seen nothing yet"

Billy say a
Oh yeah wife moves on
Long after 8 years of Willy is gone
Oh yeah say wife moves on
Long after 8 years of Willy is gone

Little Rock, Arkansas
Gotta move to upstate cause of New York law
Hold on to 1600 as long as you can
Voting comes 'round real soon; make me Miss President

Oh yeah wife moves on
Long after 8 years of Willy is gone
Oh yeah say wife moves on
Long after 8 years of Willy is gone

Little ditty about Bill and Hillary
Two American kids gonna run this land