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Song Parodies -> "Nick & Jessica"

Original Song Title:

"Jack & Diane"

Original Performer:

John Cougar Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Nick & Jessica"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

Little ditty about Nick and Jessica
Two newlywed stars lovin' it up on TV
Jessica's hot, and a blond cutie
Nick's the former leader of 98 Degrees

Chowing on buffalo wings in downtown Cincinnati
Nick's pointing out to Jessica, that buffaloes don't have wings
Jessica says, "My bad, Nick, You know I love you anyway
Cause I love every moment of being Mrs. Lachey"
And Mr. Nick sings

Oh yeah, I love her, forever, to the day that I die
Oh yeah, she feels the same, forever, when she makes love to him, she's so high

Jessica's saying, "Back off girls, he's mine"
But they won't give up, they just chase the limousine
Nick says, "Baby, I would like to get you home
So tonight you can try my latest cuisine"
Jessica says

Oh yeah, love goes on, long after the newlywed status is gone
Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the MTV cameras are gone

Watch their show, they're everywhere
In comparison, Trista and Ryan easily pale
Cause who can stop them? No one can
Cause Jessica's his woman, and Nick is her man

Little ditty about Nick and Jessica
Two married singers, two interesting lives

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Wait a minute, if I vote you five three times, does that mean you get all threes?
Jessica Simpson - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Mr. C., you know that Jack & Diane was the tune for my hit song Boy I Think that I'm in Love with You. But thanks for writing about me and Nick, the luckiest newlyweds in the world.
Nick Lachey - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
ashle - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Nick and Jessica should be together!
Sean Lee (non-asian) - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Good thing that's over now! Me and Jessica are now happy together, we've been dating for like a month now, and it is great! If Nick wants to write a stupid song about loving her, so be it, she aint sleepin with him tonight, WITH ME! So you all know, Brittany Spears had a baby. She named it after the REAL daddy. You figure it out. I just hope Jessica dont find out about that.

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