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Song Parodies -> "I Fight With Dorothy"

Original Song Title:

"Authority Song"

Original Performer:

John Cougar Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"I Fight With Dorothy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This isn't an attack against anybody in particular, just me imagining what the song would be like if a common misheard lyrics wasn't actually misheard.
She always gets me in a compromising position
She always gets me there and slap me in the face
She thinks she's so great when she's got me in that condition
Well I think she's a total disgrace

I fight with Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins
I fight with Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins
I been doing it since I was a young kid
I come out grinnin'
I fight with Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins

She once was my teacher
I first met her in grade five
She's just as abusive now as she was then
I don't know why I even bother to rise up against her
She always comes out on top in the end


Oh no oh no
I fight with Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins


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