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Song Parodies -> "Homer and Marge"

Original Song Title:

"Jack and Diane"

Original Performer:

John Cougar Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Homer and Marge"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Note: I did not steal this from Weird Al. I only took a little bit of his lyrics and changes some of them. The rest are mine.
Little ditty about Homer and Marge
Her hair was as pink as his brain was large
Homer becomes dependant to Moe Syzlak's bar
Margie gets Homer's "Queer Eye-ish girly-girl car

Devourin' chili dogs while watchin' the tv
Homey J. really needs a lil '"Sweatin' to the Oldies"
Margie say, "Please,Homer. Get outside and run around a tree
Dribble off at least 1/2 ton of fat
Then you can do what you please."
Some dude say-a "

Oh yeah love goes on
Long after the the grilled cheese sandwich is gone
Oh yeah, they say love goes on
Long after the pill that Marge takes is gone, they walk on

Once, Marge and Homer had some au-naturalness
But Homer's 36 with no hair on his chest.
Once Homer was gay, but Weird Al patched up their schism
Homer J's got a serious case of alcoholism
The same dude say-a:

Oh yeah, and the years go on
Long after the public's interest is gone
Oh yeah, some stars had fun on this show
Even if they were just some brief cameos

So let it rock
Let it roll
Homer's heart attack gave us
The first clip show
Hold on to your same age for eternity
Bart's been 10 for 15 years
That's what's good about TV

That's the story about Homer and Marge
Two folks Mr. Groeining made to pay off gamblin' charges

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Overall Rating: 3.6

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kitkatbarr09 - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
great work munzkman. keep it up!!

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