Look at their clothes
Aren't They so neat?
Wouldn't you think Japan is the place for me?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who's oriental
Look at this hair,
Not meant to scare
Just how much fashion can one culture hold?
Lookin' around there you'd think
(Sure) she's got everything

I've got the language and I've got the Clothes
I've got homies and weirdos galore
(You want crappy work,
Come to my shows!)
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

I wanna be where Japanese are
I wanna be
Ever Slightly Asian
I'm going there in a
(Whad'ya call it?) oh - week
Mcdonald's Burgers won't get you far
Diet's required for, skinny people
Why do I have to be such a
(What's that word again?) Freak

There where they talk
With funny accents
And they look like they fried all day in the sun
Why can't you see
Wish I could be
Another Asian

What would I give
If I could live
Outta this country?
What would I pay
To spend a day
In Japan-land?
Bet in Japan
They have nice hands
Bet they don't wear ugly long fake nails
Bright young women
Imagine Bein'
A Korean

And ready to buy some chopped fishes
Give 'em my money
And trade it for Yen
What's a *houka and why does it
(What's the word?) burn?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love
Love to explore that land across?
Of my whole world
Wish I could be
Slightly Asian