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Song Parodies -> "Shart On Your World"

Original Song Title:

"Part Of Your World"

Original Performer:

Jodi Benson

Parody Song Title:

"Shart On Your World"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

Disney's blackwashed meddlesome-Karen-and-sensitivity-reader-approved bleak-dark-and-ugly CGI-mixed-with-live-action ticks-all-hyphenated-wokester-critic-check-boxes remake of The Little Mermaid officially opens to the movie-going public (and to severely diminished expectations at the box office) this Friday, May 26. Whether or not it's going to shoehorn in more of the dreary tropes common to Disney's political propaganda masquerading (unconvincingly) as entertainment these days, this much is certain for those of us old-fashioned types who still occasionally like to go see movies in the theater: we won't be going to see it because it's gonna suck.
Look at this crap: doesn't it reek?
On one more classic, Disney takes a leak.
Wouldn't you think it would learn
Not to make bad remakes?

Look at crap like Pinocchio;
Wonder: how much lower can Disney go?
After that, you'd think they'd learn:
"Like, don't make bad remakes!"

Disney's flushed franchises down the commode.
Its live-action remakes are eyesores.
Does it make wokester crap? By the buttload!
Don't like that? You're a 'phobe! So, up yours!

Disney wants to endorse CRT,
Race hustling, and resegregation;
Writing garbage to push—
As it's called now—going woke.

Disney wants schools to push sodomy,
And child genital mutilation;
Shilling for this, it goes—
As we say these days—broke!

Movies you've watched—family fun—
Wonderful tales and animation;
The world you knew—Disney's goin' to
Shart on your world.

Flouting state laws to push the cause of pedo groomers;
Flouting state rules to push in schools pornography.
Can't make good flicks; those Bolsheviks don't give a crap about consumers!
Marxist vermin preaching sermons infest Disney...

...And that's why the new Little Mermaid sucks;
That's why Onward, Lightyear, and Strange World flopped.
Ought to fire those hack writers—
All their scripts, burn!

When will they learn? Vile groomer stuff
Drives away viewers, strangely enough...
Fond memories die as Disney
Sharts on your world!
[Bonus material: the "Shart On Your World" Reprise]

What would it take to make good remakes?
What would you pay if they were good movies?
What could they do to make you watch eagerly?
Would you then watch, park in seats butts,
If they kicked groomer drag queens in their nuts?
Hired film geeks, no more let freaks
Shart on your world?

[Here we fans of all classic animated family-friendly movies address Disney directly.]

Don't know who all, and don't care how,
But you must fire your groomers right now!
Ditch all the sleaze; no more let these
Shart on your world!

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